May I?
"India is merely a geographical expression. It is no more a single country than the Equator."
Winston Churchill.
Ah, from the ridiculous to the sublime. AND you've noticed that Churchill is my favourite expert at large. He really knew his stuff. For instance,
I have not become the King’s First Minister in order to preside over the liquidation of the British Empire.
That was in November 1942; percipient, is that the word? Or a truly insightful gaze into the nature of inter-racial relations:
...the consciousness of dominion over subject races must alone increase the self-respect of every Englishman...
Oh, quate, quate.
He had much to say about India and Indians besides this, saying that he '
hated Indians', and considered them '
a beastly people with a beastly religion' and including endearing bits about my ethnicity:
Starvation of anyhow underfed Bengalis is less serious than that of sturdy Greeks
No time here to speak about the Mutiny on the Curragh, or the disastrous stint as First Lord of the Admiralty, presiding over the vacuum caused by the abrupt departure of Prince Louis Battenberg, the First Sea Lord, and making a hash of the Royal Navy, at Jutland, and the relations of Jellicoe and Beatty; or should we talk about Gallipoli? Or even, years afterwards, Crete?
No, no, let's leave it at his magisterial declaration above about India, a subject that he knew and loved so well. He must have got it right about India when he said that, since, by the law of averages, having got everything else wrong, he was due for a win.