I want fatwa against people spitting on streets.Can any moulavi arrange that.
Darn right. Next on the list
1) Fatwa against people who talk loudly on their cellphones and then going 'can you hear me now?'
2) Fatwa against the entire cast of Jersey Shore for propagating sheer stupidity, fake tans and just having Snooki on there in general.
3) Fatwa against Mormons with their same substandard lines "Have you found Jesus in your life yet?". Joseph Smith never found his sanity, and you're claiming to find Jesus?? Balderdash!
4) Fatwa against American beer. We don't call it beer up here in Canada, we call it water.
5) Fatwa against all those who associate George Bush Jr. with apes. Come on people, if apes could talk, they'd call a strike!. I know I would if my species was associated with GWB Jr.
6) Fatwa against the two individuals who created Justin Bieber.
7) Fatwa against Ahmadinejad. Come on guy, you're the leader of a nuclear power now, and you're still dressed in the same suit?
and while we're still going.....fatwas against Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Digvijay, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, all newspaper editors who think 'news' about celebrities is actually news, yada yada yada.