Behave yar.
Acha let me tell you a joke I heard a long time back in the academy.
A Khan rug merchant travels to India for trade, he decides to explore the country and jumps on the train, he falls off the train and injures himself. A local takes pity on him and takes him to his home, there he nurtures his wounds, feeds him and provides him shelter, every day Khan bahi wakes up and every day he is served a sabzi dish, after about a week, he walks over to his gracious host and stats "yar eik chota favour chaiya"
The India says okay go on, what can I do for you?
Khan bahi says "Yar meri gaaand mar dey"
The Indian shocked exclaims "what happened, did I do something wrong, why are you saying this?"
Khan again demands "bas tum meray Gaaan mar do"
The Indian again demands to know the reason why.
Khan bahi laments his predicament "eik haftey sey sabzi kha raha hoon, kam-es-kam agar to gaand marey ga to kuch to ghost milaey ga".