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[Leader]

lo gee ab ye suno yahaan khusra nhi nazer ata or ap chick dish ki bat ker rahy ho

you have called me bacha two times, do you want me to report you ?

 

[Imran Khan]

you have called me bacha two times, do you want me to report you ?

wo to piyar se apny bhai wala bacha tha ager tumhary zehen main hi virus hai to main kya karoon

 

[Leader]

wo to piyar se apny bhai wala bacha tha ager tumhary zehen main hi virus hai to main kya karoon

bhai wala tha tou thek hai,

bachpan se hi parents ne samjhaya tha koe larka zu mani baaten kare tou khaberdar hoshiyar ho jana

 

[Imran Khan]

bhai wala tha tou thek hai,

bachpan se hi parents ne samjhaya tha koe larka zu mani baaten kare tou khaberdar hoshiyar ho jana

or dekho ab tum ne mujh jesy buzurg ko larka kaha ye bhi to zulm hai na ?

 

[Leader]

or dekho ab tum ne mujh jesy buzurg ko larka kaha ye bhi to zulm hai na ?

is per tou khush hona chahye... uncle nahi kaha

 

[JonAsad]

Bhook lagi hai mein kya keron

 

[JonAsad]

Pakistan mein rehnay walon-- safray per beth gaye ho iftari kernay-- idher to abhi dur dur tk safray ka namo nishan hi nai hai -

 

[Leader]

Bhook lagi hai mein kya keron

jo mien ker raha hon....

 

[Hyde]

Bhook lagi hai mein kya keron

bohat kuch kar saktay hain bhai - is main kya bari baat hai... masaal ke tor per ...Sabar

 

[Leader]

bohat kuch kar saktay hain bhai - is main kya bari baat hai... masaal ke tor per ...Sabar

is kay elawa ap ker bhi kia saktay hain ??

 

[Hyde]

is kay elawa ap ker bhi kia saktay hain ??

bohat kuch kar sakte hain meray bhai

1) Chori chuppay kuch khaa sakte hain

2) Us ke haan roza takreebun 2 ghanton main khul jaye ga shayad aur 2 ghante ki movie dekh le koi bhi - idhar movie khatum aur udhar roza khul gaya

3) Naha le jaa ke - jis se fresh ho jaye ga aur shayad thora paani peenay ka moqa bhi mil jaye =))

4) Agar shaadi shuda hai aur nayi nayi shaadi hoe hai to apni biwi ko samne betha le aur usay dekhta rahay - 2 ghante pal bhar main guzar jayen ge

lolz ---- in main se aik bhi step follow naa karna main to mazaq kar raha thaa hehe

 

[Imran Khan]

haan bhi bhook to nhi lagi na kisi ko ?

 

[Hyde]

haan bhi bhook to nhi lagi na kisi ko ?

nahi nahi - maine khayalon main abhi abhi 5 plates chaat ki, 25 samosay, 50 pakoray aur 2 baalti faluda khaya hai is liye ab better feel kar raha hon

 

[Leader]

Zaki tu yar roza turway ga....

chalo bhaiyo idher tou intazar ki ghariyan khatam hoi chahti hain...roza kholnay mien bas 5 min reh gae hain... baki aap sab ko Allah mazeeeeeed saber kernay ki toufeek ata farmaye.................

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sab bolo AmmmmmeeEEEEeeeEEeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..............

 

[Durrak]

The Prophet said, "There is a gate in Paradise called Ar-Raiyan, and those who observe fasts will enter through it on the Day of Resurrection and none except them will enter through it. It will be said, 'Where are those who used to observe fasts?' They will get up, and none except them will enter through it. After their entry the gate will be closed and nobody will enter through it." [Sahih Bukhari :: Volume 3, Book 31, Number 120][