Asalam o alaikum brothers and sisters,
As you are aware from profile picture, my name is Maulana Abdul Aziz Burqa Ghazi, I survived the great siege of lal masjid by wearing a holy Burqa which deflected all bullets and bombs. I am thankful to the OP for starting this topic. I would like to announce myself as the Ameerul Momineen of Saltanat-e-Burqastan, All men will now be encouraged to wear a long black burqa and all women must now grow 5inch beard. (As I have demonstrated in my profile picture). I am now ready to take the Ba'ait of momins on PDF. Please pledge allegiance to me or you will become a failed nation like the westerners.
Wasalam,
your sister in faith,
Maualana Abdul Aziz Burqa Ghazi