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[Informant]

@Informant

so the thing is that...i dint tell you that i been writing a book on you....so far have covered all the aspects of your life....your childhood,adulthood wegera but im kinda stuck at your practicle life etc ahum ahum and i guess it will take me another whole year to write on ur personal life wegera imagine the intensity of these matters...will talk about it later but i have 5 names in mind to name the book...it will be kind of my tribute to you...


1- I know what you did last summer or every summer

2-Despicable HE

3- Keema Pratha

4- My name is Informant and i get banned every other week

5- My Journey from Meme Maker to Home Maker i.e from Engineer to a Constructor....

so tell me which one should i choose to name the book im writing on you? hahahaha

Summer is in UAE usually. But this time im stuck in Pak. Will be going for eed though

Irresistible Me hahahahahahahaha corny as hell

Dont you love crispy keema parathas with meethi lassi? You monster.

I hate MQM and i have a potty mouth.

Software Engineer, well my coding is teh suck. Construction has so much profit in it i cannot tell you. Why do you see these big builders rolling around in benzos and bimmers. So much profit margin, im just making a house

Namaz Time

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

Wise men keep shut...

 

[Dubious]

six hours sleep is still better for grown ups than having almost no to one glass of water....do you know the latest research shows that 5/6 hours is enough time for a healthy lifestyle....you can eat after aftari (light things)and take your meal at isha time...then eat at sehri....tu ho gaey na 3 meals....?
water is very zaruri like it or not!.....

Meal at Isha? How many meals do you have? Isnt Iftari a meal?

I am not concerned about the meals...And by my routine I barely get 5-6 hrs...Why? Coz unfortunately no matter how early I lay in bed neend tabhi hi aai gi jab ani hai!

Water kahan beech mein agiyea? Water agenda I know I just cant drink its not in par with sleeping man you missed everything up

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

@Akheilos

Pakistani Swam targets Glory at Commonwealth games.

 

[Dubious]

Wise men keep shut...

lolz buzurgh

 

[Dubious]

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@DESERT FIGHTER whose kitty?

 

[MOHSENAM]

@Informant

U said your dad is panjabi?

 

[Informant]

@Informant

U said your dad is panjabi?

Dad is PAkistani, migrated from India. Left India the first chance he got at the age of 13.

 

[MOHSENAM]

Dad is PAkistani, migrated from India. Left India the first chance he got at the age of 13.

So why do u know yourself 100% Pakistani?

 

[Informant]

So why do u know yourself 100% Pakistani?

Elaborate, i didnt understand.

 

[MOHSENAM]

Elaborate, i didnt understand.

Your mom is Indian, so u are Indian too.

 

[halupridol]

Your mom is Indian, so u are Indian too.

hey,watch it,,,,,he wil keel u now

 

[Informant]

Your mom is Indian, so u are Indian too.

Huh what the ****? BOTH my parents are Pakistani, also Amreeki.

 

[Dubious]

Huh what the ****? BOTH my parents are Pakistani, also Amreeki.

You go around claiming your mom is Indian?

Your mom is Indian, so u are Indian too.

Indians are like Jews passing from the mom side? Mom is Indian so you are too?

 

[Informant]

hey,watch it,,,,,he wil keel u now

You go around claiming your mom is Indian?


Indians are like Jews passing from the mom side? Mom is Indian so you are too?

Ok ABCDXYZ now go dissect plants and observe xylem phloem.