SMS Thread!!

[arsalan667]

1 Pathna ko PAK AIR FORCE se nikal dia gaya

Reason:

Wo zid kar raha tha ka mein ne 14 August pe silencer nikaal k jahaz uraana hay

 

[Xeric]

Gold Leaf

Capstain

Morven Gold

Gold Flake

Red & White

Pall Mall

K-2

Dunhill

&

Kali Niswaar

Hari Niswaar

Ghazi Gull

&

Nawab Menpoori

Mushtaq Menpoori

Younus Menpoori

Hashim Menpoori

Maawa

City

J M

One 2 One

My Teacher

A-1 Gutka

K-2 Gutka

saleem Gutka

Qadri Gutka

Qalandari Gutka

Usmani Gutka

Salmani gutka

&

Sulfi

Charas

Afeem

Heroin

Gaanjha

Brown Sugar

&

Glue

Samad Bond

Tasty Supari

Rasili Supari

Metro Supari

Pan wala Khoka

Truck Hotel

Teen Dabbay wala

Banane Walon Ki Janib Se



JASHAN-e-AZADI

*MUßÄRiK*

 

[abiab]

A question for genius like u:

Solve this !
6__ 6 __ 6__6__6 = 36

you can use any mathematical fuction like (+, -, * , /) etc

how come

 

[arsalan667]

how come

(6-6)*6+6*6 = 36

 

[Skywalker]

No offence to our Pathan brothers but could not stop to share this joke:

A pathan bhai was drawing some money from the ATM, the sardar ji standing next to him said:

Sardar ji: o paji I know what your ATM code is:
Pathan: Khocha what it is.
Sardar Ji: o paji its ****
Pathan: oh khocha you are so fool its not **** its 5386.

 

[Moin91]

Jail mein Qaidi ek dosre ko apne apne jurm k bare mein bta rhe thy??

1st Qaidi: Mujhy 2 Saal ki saza hoi Q k mein ne Chori ki thi.

2nd Qaidi: Mujhy 7 Saal ki saza hoi Q k mene Jaalsazi ki thi.

3rd Qaidi: Mai ne sirf 1 SMS kia, or mujhy 14 Saal Qaid ki Saza ho gai.......

 

[abiab]

(6-6)*6+6*6 = 36

That's not fair
you said use functions (+, -, * , /)......... not braces

 

[Beskar]

I've been getting this joke a lot these days on my phone. Thought I'd share.

A hen lays egg at Indo-Pak Border

Both countries start fighting over 1 egg

Finally Pakistani's say whoever kisses more women in other country will keep the egg

It was decided, Pakistani go to India and kisses 2000 women.

Excited Indian says it's our turn now

Pakistani's say: Chal yaar Anda tu rakh lai

 

[proud_indian]

A pakistani news editor got 20 years in prison for calling the President a fool.

5 years for the scandal and

15 for revealing a state secret!

 

[xebex]

what is the largest number u can make with number 1,2,3,4???

PS: u can use or arrange the numbers anyway u want. give me the largest number u made with it. good luck!!!

 

[arsalan667]

A Question For Genius Like U :

2 . 3 . 4 . 15 . 12
3 . 4 . 5 . 28 . 20
4 . 5 . 6 . 45 . 30
5 . 6 . 7 . 66 . 42
6 . 7 . 8 . ?? . 56

So who is Genius to solve it in 3-4 Minutes.

 

[proud_indian]

A Question For Genius Like U :

2 . 3 . 4 . 15 . 12
3 . 4 . 5 . 28 . 20
4 . 5 . 6 . 45 . 30
5 . 6 . 7 . 66 . 42
6 . 7 . 8 . 91 . 56

So who is Genius to solve it in 3-4 Minutes.

i think

and it took abt 1 min

 

[Xeric]

A Question For Genius Like U :

2 . 3 . 4 . 15 . 12
3 . 4 . 5 . 28 . 20
4 . 5 . 6 . 45 . 30
5 . 6 . 7 . 66 . 42
6 . 7 . 8 . ?? . 56

So who is Genius to solve it in 3-4 Minutes.

??=91

Took 47.28 secs

 

[Xeric]

Idhar udhar ki SIM istimaal karenge to Signal to drop honge hi.

Agar aap iss kaifiyyat se bachna chahtey hain to aap lain "NAMAZ" ki SIM.

Kion k NAMAZ deti hay aapko ALLAH se free baat k 5 mawaqay aur wo bhi rozana

Iss k sath sath unlimited free sms (NAWAFIL) wo bhi fori delivery k saath

Sirf yehi nahi bulkeh raat 12 se Subah 4 tak sab kuchh manwaiye apne ALLAH se
To
"NAMAZ PARHO"
AUR
"SUB KEH DO"

Note: Ye offer saari zindagi k liye hay.

 

[Xeric]

Sardar ne shoq shoq men roza rakh liya

He askd 2 his son:

Vekh, Suraj dooba?

Son:nai g

Again asked:

dooba k nai?

Son:

nai g

Sardar:

Lagda Ay menu ly k he dubay ga!