SMS Thread!!

[Rafael]

Ek sheikh umra karney gaya, Khaana kaaba mein beth ker woh zor zor se dua ker raha tha :Aye Allah mere gunaah maaf ker dey, Aye Allah mere gunah maaf ker dey.....Ya phir mera 2 lakh waapis ker dey!!

 

[niaz]

A newly married man went to Goa on business. He was very busy for first few days so he did not speak to his wife. When he was free, to make up, he sent the following SMS message “Having the most amazing & wonderful time of life. Wish you were her”

His wife sued for divorce.

Thus a single spelling mistake Her instead of Here, caused marriage break up!!

 

[Xeric]

After an emotinal hug, Girl whispers to Boy: "If u hug me once more like that, i will be urs forever"

Boy: THANKS FOR THE WARNING! :

 

[Xeric]

1admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b apny dost k ghr aya hua hu.

 

[Xeric]

It's love when a little baby girl puts all her energy 2 giving her daddy a head massaage 2 relieve his headache

Its love when a teen ager tells an old man that he likes his t-shirt & the old man wears it everyday

It's true love when a mother gives her son the best piece of chicken & he passes it on his younger sister


Love is a name of care
So keep on loving people around u..

 

[Xeric]

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha.!

 

[Xeric]

Dedicated to my shiekh friend on the forum:

Train me 1 Machar 1 Chinese k sar pe betha.
Wo usko pakar k kha gya!

Phr 1 Machar Sheikh pe betha.
Usne pakar k Chinese se pucha:


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Khareeday ga? @@

 

[Xeric]

Aeroplane
"Wright Brothers"

Cycle
"Macmillan"

Telephone
"Graham Bell"

Telescope
"Galileo"

Exams
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Saale nu labbo..

Ral ke Maarange!!

 

[Xeric]

Best Punishment Dt U Can Give To A Boy.
Give Him A Mobile With A lot Of Girl's Phone Numbers & Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There's No Network

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Ek Admi ne zoo mai 3 tarah ki zabanain bolnay walla tota dekha jo English,Urdu aur Panjabi bolta tha...

Admi:How r u?

Tota:I"m fine

Admi: kya haal hai?

Tota:Mai theek hun

Admi:Ki haal ay tera?

Tota:Lantia koi hor gal vi puch..!

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Ek Admi roz subha darakht ki shaakh per bait jatha tha...why?...

Bechara MBA kerke pagal ho gaya tha,Apnay aap ko branch manager samajhta tha..!

 

[brilTek]

GOVT. imposed 20 paisa tax / sms in proposed budget.

Another faciliation to common people by zardari government.

 

[Xeric]

GOVT. imposed 20 paisa tax / sms in proposed budget.

Another faciliation to common people by zardari government.

i received this sms lately:


1st july ko boycott day hai sms ka kyn k govt nay 20 paisa tax laga dya hai her sms per jo 1sty july say lago hoga. Ap sub say request hai k aap us din koi sms nay karain takay mobile companies ko record loss ho or wo govt say khud protest karain.

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What an 'efficient' approach i must say!

 

[Rafael]

Dedicated to my shiekh friend on the forum:

Train me 1 Machar 1 Chinese k sar pe betha.
Wo usko pakar k kha gya!

Phr 1 Machar Sheikh pe betha.
Usne pakar k Chinese se pucha:


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Khareeday ga? @@

May I know who is that Sheikh friend Enigma?

 

[Xeric]

May I know who is that Sheikh friend Enigma?

No names but his name is from 'R'