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[abiab]

if so

2+3=10

7+2=63

6+5=66

8+4=96

9+7=??

then

2+3=10
10= 2(2+3)

7+2= 63
63= 7(7+2)

6+5= 66
66=6(6+5)

8+4=96
96=8(8+4)

9+7=??
??=9(9+7)
??=144

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[Xeric]

A Question 4 a Genious Like U...
if

2+3=10
7+2=63
6+5=66
8+4+96 //is it 8+4=96
then

9+7+??//is it 9+7=??

Sorry, ya you are right.
It's like that i have edited it.

Come on give me an answer!

 

[abiab]

Sorry, ya you are right.
It's like that i have edited it.

Come on give me an answer!

check the above post

 

[Xeric]

Ok you both geniuses are right.

Square the first number, meanwhile multiply the second figure with the first one and then add the results.

 

[osamaziadxb]

Interviewer: can u make a sentence using green pink nd yellow?

Sardar: Y not g
my phone rings "GREEN GREEN" i "PINK" it up nd say "YELLOW"

 

[Rafael]

Ok you both geniuses are right.

Square the first number, meanwhile multiply the second figure with the first one and then add the results.

Oye I am a geniuss? I dint know that



O balley balley, O shawa Shawa

 

[Imran Khan]

swat main aik bacha apni mami se
>ami ye taliban kon hai
beta ye to nek log SHABA hai

ami ye army waly kon hai

ye to farishty hai farishty


to ami terarrsts kon hai?

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HUM PABLIC HI TERARRST HAI JO MER RAHY HAI

 

[Rafael]

The guide to wife translations:




The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

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Best of luck to all of you with wives

 

[osamaziadxb]

Aik Pathan naashta kar raha tha
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to kia ab wo nashta bhi nakare?
jaan le lo pathano ki..tum logo ko har wakt mazaaq soojhta he

 

[sms]

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given
The money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temper ,
Killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you
See me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"

Moral-When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT!!!!

 

[Xeric]

Ak molvi, ek
Aurat se takra gia,

Aurat guhussay se!
Ap ko sharam nai ati, darhi rakh kar takker mar rahay hain.
Molvi: Muhtarma ye darhi hy Breakain nai.:-D

 

[Xeric]

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1-Generator,UPS walon ko Rozgar ki Farahmi

2-Mobile Charge na hony se Balance Saving

3-Sabr krny ki Wajah se Jannat myn jany K Imkanaat

4-Cable,Internet or T.V jaisi Buraiyon se bachao

a Public Service Message Brought 2u by WAPDA.

 

[Xeric]

1 LARKI ne aadhi raat ko
LARKE ko sms kiya k

Ghar aajao ghar per koi nahi hai

MAZA aaiga

LARKA chala gaya


Waqai ghar per koi nahi tha

TALA LAGA HuWA tHa.

 

[Xeric]

Ministr ne bomb blast mein halak hony walon k lye 5 lac or zakhmi hony walon k lye 3 lac ka elan kia
Sardar:Te jinhan da trah nikal gya unha wasty kujh v nai???

 

[Xeric]

Friend: khan sahab, ap to Doctor k pass janay waly thay na?

pathan:
Yaara kal jaey ga

aaj hmara tabiyat kharab hy.