THIS IS JUST PUN INTENDED - people who are dumb please dont read these joke - i have no intention to disrespect this is memebrs section - so chill -yo!
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Vajpayee and Musharraf meet up in Islamabad for talks on nuclear arms. When
Vajpayee sits down he notices Musharraf 's chair has three buttons on the
armrest. They begin talking but after 5 minutes Musharraf presses a button
and a boxing gloves pops out of Vajpayee chair and bashes him on his face.
Vajpayee, barely believing it, carries on talking but after another few
minutes Musharraf presses a second button and out comes a large boot and
kicks him in the butt. Vajpayee is kicked off but still remains steadily
calm. They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes Musharraf presses the final
button, and from under the table another boxing glove hits Vajpayee. The
Indian PM is really fed up by it now and stands up to leave.
"We'll continue this talk Next week in the New Delhi" says the Prime
Minister.
Musharraf, choking from laughing, is too proud to say no. So the appointment
stands. A week later Vajpayee receives Musharraf in the Prime Minister's
Office.
As Musharraf sits down, he sees three buttons in the arm-rest of Vajpayees
chair. As the 20 min meeting goes on, Musharraf sees Vajpayee press the
first button, and ducks really fast, but nothing seems to happen. This
doesn't stop Vajpayee from laughing...really loudly.
After this, Indian PM continues where he left off, until he presses another button. Musharraf reacts really quickly, and jumps up. Absolutely nothing happens, and this
time Vajpayee falls out of his chair laughing.
Musharraf doesn 't get it - what the hell is happening here? But he hasn't
been harmed yet, so he sits down again to talk further. After A few minutes
Indian PM presses the final button. This time, Musharraf stays sitting, but
Vajpayee isn't, he's rolling on the floor, doubled up from laughing.
Musharraf is really annoyed by now, so he stands up from his chair and
shouts: "I've had enough of this, I'm going back to Pakistan, i think these -weapon are made by DRDO- since they are not working "
Vajpayee: (Through tears of laughter from the floor) - " PAKISTAN?? WHAT
PAKISTAN??? DO YOU THINK IT'S STILL THERE??"
