SMS Thread!!

[duhastmish]

its been deleted here!

 

[duhastmish]

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil Kisay Kehtay Hain?

Pathan:
Pata Nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar Tum Apni Biwi Ka Qatal Kar Do
To Tum Kya Kehlao Gay…?

Pathan: Mr. 10%

 

[osamaziadxb]

aik sardar apne bag me saaman rakh kr GEO k daftar pohuncha or bola

wo baji kahan hain jo news k darmian me kehti hain "hamare saath saath rahye ga"
hum unkey saath rehne aey hain

 

[Rafael]

Sheikh asked a Parrot: Mian mitthu choori khao gey?

Parrot: O chawlaan naa maar, aap kadi khaadi eh?

 

[duhastmish]

A Hindu in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. Being religious,
he kept repeating - Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om. When the ambulance pulled into his driveway, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'
They replied 'Because he kept saying hurry home! Hurry home!

what do you call a weight lifting muslim??
Muscleman

what do you call a Muslim with one hair??
Ikbal

Ahmad at table picking his nose. mum says 'Ahmad stop that its dirty!'
he replies 'all the white kids at school do it',
mum says 'not with a Friggin spoon'.

-J.K,

 

[Xeric]

Sardar's the0ry 0f light:

"Mo0n is m0re important dan Sun
Bc0z it givz light at night whn light is needed,
While
Sun givz light in day whn light is n0t needed"

 

[abiab]

As a warmer round here comes a few of them:



Army lessons..
"we will do it"
means "u will do it."

"u have done a great job"
means
"more work will be given to u."

"we r a team"
means
"i am not the only one to be blamed."

"that is a good question"
means
"i do not know anything about it."

"all the best"
means
"u r in trouble."

very true meanings .............

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[abiab]

kabhi
kabhi




chotti
chotti


cheezain
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Ager
yaqeen
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.sui per baith ker daikho!!

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[abiab]

Pakistani di mushkil"

Ghar wich punjabi bolo

school wich urdu bolo

parcha angrezi wich hal kero

aur,

maran tu baad hissaab arbi wich davo.

Banda kare vi te kii kare

though we speak urdu at home its funny

 

[abiab]

1 chinese bacha to pakistani bacha: yar kal chalte chalte mere abbu ki death hogai.

Pakistani bacha: yar china ke cheezon ka yehi to masla hai

haha.................its 'bout a fact

 

[Xeric]

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar.
A Guy Asks; Wat r u planning?
Bush: Planning World War III
Guy: Really?
Whts Going to Happen?
Bush: Well, this time We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims & 1 Beautiful Girl
Guy: A Beautiful Girl..? Why to Kill a Beautiful Girl?
Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
"See, i Told u No One would Worry About The 140 Million Muslims"

 

[Salik]

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I want your kiss...






















O hello Jee
Serious na laina
Kiss ka matlb ha

K: Koi
I : interesting sa
S: sMs
S: send karo.


hadd ho gai...
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[abiab]

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

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[abiab]

A few SMS about our military!!!

"PEOple think WAR is a competiton between
WEaPONS
PEOPLE
FoRces
OR
NATIONS
But its BATTLE of PRAYERS
B4 ALLAH
By
OUR MOTHERS
N
THIER MOTHERS
QuESTION is WHOSE SON WILL COME back with FLAG in hand or FLAG OVER BODY"
I WAS TOLD AT MY BIRTH THAT I DONT BELONG 2 MY PARENTS.. MY DESTINY MY DREAMS BELONGS only 2 PAKISTAN. Lets unite..... and be One!

PAKISTAN ARMY ZINDABAD...
PAKISTAN PAINDABAD ...

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[Salik]

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abaib gee good job!!

If press the thanks button...to bhee kaam chal jai gaa

cute avatar i love it.