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Ek Mahir-e-Nafsiyaat lecture k Doraan apni Khoobiyan bata rahe thy:
"Mein kisi b Shakhs per Ek Nazar Daal k Bata Sakta hun k wo mere bare meinn kiya sooch raha hy"................
Student " LAikin Sir ye Jaan ker tu Aap Buhat Sharminidigi hoti ho gi"
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1 Jahaz k Engine kharab ho gaya sab ne Parachute le ker Jump laga di......
Aakir mein 1 Aadmi reh gaya us k liye Parachute nhi bacha..... Majbooran usay wese hi Chalang lagani pari........... Firte huay woh 1 Pathan k Paas se Guzra............Pathan ne Aadmi ko itni Speed mein jate huay dekh k apna Parachute chor dia or bola:
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Saala hum se Race lagata hy.........
"Mein kisi b Shakhs per Ek Nazar Daal k Bata Sakta hun k wo mere bare meinn kiya sooch raha hy"................
Student " LAikin Sir ye Jaan ker tu Aap Buhat Sharminidigi hoti ho gi"
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1 Jahaz k Engine kharab ho gaya sab ne Parachute le ker Jump laga di......
Aakir mein 1 Aadmi reh gaya us k liye Parachute nhi bacha..... Majbooran usay wese hi Chalang lagani pari........... Firte huay woh 1 Pathan k Paas se Guzra............Pathan ne Aadmi ko itni Speed mein jate huay dekh k apna Parachute chor dia or bola:
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Saala hum se Race lagata hy.........
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A man calls at FM radio n said, i have found wallet wid thousands of local and foreign currency n a credit card. and ID card of that person it belongs, his name is Jamshed khan, house No. 2, street no.3 Gulberg Lahore.
DJ replies; so do u wanna return him.
Man said No No....
Just dedicate him the next song by ATIF.
DJ replies; so do u wanna return him.
Man said No No....
Just dedicate him the next song by ATIF.
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Indian:
Humare Mulk Me Taj Mahal hy
"Lekin Uske Andar Parinda b par Nhi Mar Skta"
Missri:
Humare Mulk me Itna Husn He
"lekn kisi Larki ko koi Touch b Nhi Kr Skta"
American:
Humare Mulk Me esi Police hy
"k koi hiley to Police Pohnch jati hy"
Pakistani:
Hum Woh Qoum hein k "MISAR" Se larki utha k "TAJ MAHAL" mai
Date maar k wapas aa jaen tb bhi "AMERICA" Ki police Ko Pata nhe Chale ga...
"Proud To Be Pakisani".
Humare Mulk Me Taj Mahal hy
"Lekin Uske Andar Parinda b par Nhi Mar Skta"
Missri:
Humare Mulk me Itna Husn He
"lekn kisi Larki ko koi Touch b Nhi Kr Skta"
American:
Humare Mulk Me esi Police hy
"k koi hiley to Police Pohnch jati hy"
Pakistani:
Hum Woh Qoum hein k "MISAR" Se larki utha k "TAJ MAHAL" mai
Date maar k wapas aa jaen tb bhi "AMERICA" Ki police Ko Pata nhe Chale ga...
"Proud To Be Pakisani".
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Bashir Bilour + Aqal tang Pathano ne Eid k baad 5 waqt Namaz b Saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hy.
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr-Suba 8 bje
Zohr-Sepeher 4 bje
Asr-Sham 7 bje
Maghrib-Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha-Raat 1 bje
Note:
Agr Saudia main barish ho to chatri sath laein,
Shukria..
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr-Suba 8 bje
Zohr-Sepeher 4 bje
Asr-Sham 7 bje
Maghrib-Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha-Raat 1 bje
Note:
Agr Saudia main barish ho to chatri sath laein,
Shukria..
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1 molvi khutba dete huay:
Aaj kal ki aurtain itni bareek kamezain pehanti hain,
Itni bareek shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saaf nazar ata hai
unki tangen nazar ati hain,
unki kamar nazar ati hai
un k jism k ubhar wazay hote hen
Peechay se awaz ayi
Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahoul na banao.
Aaj kal ki aurtain itni bareek kamezain pehanti hain,
Itni bareek shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saaf nazar ata hai
unki tangen nazar ati hain,
unki kamar nazar ati hai
un k jism k ubhar wazay hote hen
Peechay se awaz ayi
Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahoul na banao.
Vajpayee and Musharraf meet up in Islamabad for talks on nuclear arms. When
Vajpayee sits down he notices Musharraf 's chair has three buttons on the
armrest. They begin talking but after 5 minutes Musharraf presses a button
and a boxing gloves pops out of Vajpayee chair and bashes him on his face.
Vajpayee, barely believing it, carries on talking but after another few
minutes Musharraf presses a second button and out comes a large boot and
kicks him in the butt. Vajpayee is kicked off but still remains ++++++dly
calm. They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes Musharraf presses the final
button, and from under the table another boxing glove hits Vajpayee. The
Indian PM is really fed up by it now and stands up to leave.
"We'll continue this talk Next week in the New Delhi" says the Prime
Minister.
Musharraf, choking from laughing, is too proud to say no. So the appointment
stands. A week later Vajpayee receives Musharraf in the Prime Minister's
Office.
As Musharraf sits down, he sees three buttons in the arm-rest of Vajpayees
chair. As the 20 min meeting goes on, Musharraf sees Vajpayee press the
first button, and ducks really fast, but nothing seems to happen. This
doesn't stop Vajpayee from laughing...really loudly. After this, Indian PM
continues where he left off, until he presses another button. Musharraf
reacts really quickly, and jumps up. Absolutely nothing happens, and this
time Vajpayee falls out of his chair laughing.
Musharraf doesn 't get it - what the hell is happening here? But he hasn't
been harmed yet, so he sits down again to talk further. After A few minutes
Indian PM presses the final button. This time, Musharraf stays sitting, but
Vajpayee isn't, he's rolling on the floor, doubled up from laughing.
Musharraf is really annoyed by now, so he stands up from his chair and
shouts: "I've had enough of this, I'm going back to Pakistan "
Vajpayee: (Through tears of laughter from the floor) - " PAKISTAN?? WHAT
PAKISTAN??? DO YOU THINK IT'S STILL THERE??"
Vajpayee sits down he notices Musharraf 's chair has three buttons on the
armrest. They begin talking but after 5 minutes Musharraf presses a button
and a boxing gloves pops out of Vajpayee chair and bashes him on his face.
Vajpayee, barely believing it, carries on talking but after another few
minutes Musharraf presses a second button and out comes a large boot and
kicks him in the butt. Vajpayee is kicked off but still remains ++++++dly
calm. They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes Musharraf presses the final
button, and from under the table another boxing glove hits Vajpayee. The
Indian PM is really fed up by it now and stands up to leave.
"We'll continue this talk Next week in the New Delhi" says the Prime
Minister.
Musharraf, choking from laughing, is too proud to say no. So the appointment
stands. A week later Vajpayee receives Musharraf in the Prime Minister's
Office.
As Musharraf sits down, he sees three buttons in the arm-rest of Vajpayees
chair. As the 20 min meeting goes on, Musharraf sees Vajpayee press the
first button, and ducks really fast, but nothing seems to happen. This
doesn't stop Vajpayee from laughing...really loudly. After this, Indian PM
continues where he left off, until he presses another button. Musharraf
reacts really quickly, and jumps up. Absolutely nothing happens, and this
time Vajpayee falls out of his chair laughing.
Musharraf doesn 't get it - what the hell is happening here? But he hasn't
been harmed yet, so he sits down again to talk further. After A few minutes
Indian PM presses the final button. This time, Musharraf stays sitting, but
Vajpayee isn't, he's rolling on the floor, doubled up from laughing.
Musharraf is really annoyed by now, so he stands up from his chair and
shouts: "I've had enough of this, I'm going back to Pakistan "
Vajpayee: (Through tears of laughter from the floor) - " PAKISTAN?? WHAT
PAKISTAN??? DO YOU THINK IT'S STILL THERE??"
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English is Difficult Language specially for Japanese........
A few days ago, Japan Prime Minister Mori was given some basic conversation training in English before he visited Washington and met US President Barack Obama.
The instructor said to Mori, "When you shake hand with US President Obama, please say 'how are you. Then Mr Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?'.
Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, the translators, will do the work for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is:-
When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said "Who are you?" (Instead of 'How are you?).
Mr Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:"Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha."
Then Mr Mori replied, "me too, ha-ha."
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
A few days ago, Japan Prime Minister Mori was given some basic conversation training in English before he visited Washington and met US President Barack Obama.
The instructor said to Mori, "When you shake hand with US President Obama, please say 'how are you. Then Mr Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?'.
Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, the translators, will do the work for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is:-
When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said "Who are you?" (Instead of 'How are you?).
Mr Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:"Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha."
Then Mr Mori replied, "me too, ha-ha."
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
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