SMS Thread!!

[Xeric]

Nepolian:Meri dictionary main "impossible" ka word nahi hai.

Sardar:Te khotay dayaa putteraa, wekh k leni c na.

 

[Xeric]

Pulce k CHittar khaney se koi mar to nahi jaataa
"FARAZ"






Bus paidal chalney k andaaz badal jaatey hain----":-
a public service message from *PUNJAB PULCE*

 

[Xeric]

Confidence of Malika Sharawat:
Darzi k pas gai or ek romal nikal kar boli kapre si do.

Confidence of Darzi:Baji kapra bacha to kia karna hai;-)

 

[Xeric]

Devdaas of 2010

Maa na kaha Ghutka khana chordo

Abba na kaha Night package karana Chordo

Doston na kaha Mobile sa balance Churana chordo

Paaro na kaha Gannay ka Rus Peena chordo

OR

Ek Din ayega Jab GirL Friend k Bachay bolainge

Mamu !
ub Toh Hamari Amma Ka Peecha ChorDo.

 

[fawwaxs]

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.The report said, "DELIVERED".

 

[fawwaxs]

A friend is one to whom one may pour out all the contents of one's heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away." - Arabian Proverb

 

[fawwaxs]

Desi Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Desi Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Desi Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

 

[Uzair Zahir]

kafan na dalo mere cherah per ,
mujhe addat hai muskuranaye ki ,
mat dafnao mere lash ko ,
mujhe abb bhi umeed hai us ka wapas anne ki !

 

[rosemary]

Very nice sharing...thanksG!

 

[Hammy007]

xeric r u pathan??

 

[Xeric]

Masjid mein Elan ho raha tha Aik Bacha mila hai
JIN ka hai Aa Kar le jain


1 PATHAN aaya kehny laga

mujhy bhi dikhaao 'JIN' ka bachha kaisa hota hai.

 

[mjnaushad]

Teacher Student sey: Bataoo kuttey Shadi kiyon nahi kartey.

Student: Kiyon key woh pehley hi kuttey ki zindagi guzaar rahey hotey hain

 

[Xeric]

After checkup, Dr said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don't do the following, he'll die. Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don't discuss ur problms with him. Don't give him tension. If you can do this for 1 year, your husband will be "OK".

On the way to home, husband asked:
"What did the Doctor say?

She said:
"Doctor ne jawab day dia hay"

 

[Xeric]

What's the simiLarity betWeen

a Handsome, educAted,
wise,
decent,
Loving
&
caring Husband

and

OsAma Bin Ladin

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Dono nhi miltay

 

[Xeric]

Do sardaron ki khob pitai hue.
Dono Birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gay or kehne lagay,
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"Hm larki walo ki taraf se hen.