Russia isn't ready to defeat aliens

[flamer84]

"Despite being called Russia’s space troops, they are not ready to deal with invasions by aliens from outer space, according to a statement by a Russian defense official.

In a surprising move, an apparently serious journalist raised this question of extraterrestrial security during a media conference at the Titov Main Test and Space Systems Control Center near Moscow, Russia’s main satellite control center.

“So far we are not capable of that. We are unfortunately not ready to fight extraterrestrial civilizations,” the center’s deputy chief Sergey Berezhnoy explained.

“Our center was not tasked with it. There are too many problems on Earth and near it,” he added."



http://rt.com/news/russian-space-troops-aliens-631/

No worries though,i'm sure that by 2050 we will see martians working their a$$ of in some siberian mine
I would ask the rebels in Syria to quit the war ,the russians need not be disturbed with Earth problems anymore so they can concentrate on spreading socialism and its wonders to Alpha Centauri.

 

[That Guy]

"Despite being called Russia’s space troops, they are not ready to deal with invasions by aliens from outer space, according to a statement by a Russian defense official.

In a surprising move, an apparently serious journalist raised this question of extraterrestrial security during a media conference at the Titov Main Test and Space Systems Control Center near Moscow, Russia’s main satellite control center.

“So far we are not capable of that. We are unfortunately not ready to fight extraterrestrial civilizations,” the center’s deputy chief Sergey Berezhnoy explained.

“Our center was not tasked with it. There are too many problems on Earth and near it,” he added."



http://rt.com/news/russian-space-troops-aliens-631/

No worries though,i'm sure that by 2050 we will see martians working their a$$ of in some siberian mine
I would ask the rebels in Syria to quit the war ,the russians need not be disturbed with Earth problems anymore so they can concentrate on spreading socialism and its wonders to Alpha Centauri.

First of all, funny article. Second, the bolded part is full of fail.

 

[Karasonmuno]

Interesting.

 

[flamer84]

First of all, funny article. Second, the bolded part is full of fail.

Cry me a river.

 

[-SINAN-]

Looks like Russians watched too much Hollywood films.

 

[Gautam]

On a lighter note, I guess that is why the Almighty Pakistan was able to defeat them.

 

[MrShabi2010]

@Sinan Prometheus or Alien 3 maybe

 

[p(-)0ENiX]

 

[Luftwaffe]

 

[GoodoldBoy]

Well.....having the third best military in the universe isnt all that bad.............

 

[Jazzbot]

Russia just can't handle aliens, only Uncle Sam can defeat them..

 

[That Guy]

Cry me a river.

I would, but I only have so many tear ducts.

 

[T90TankGuy]

Not to worry we have isro22222

 

[Ra'ad]

Russia just can't handle aliens, only Uncle Sam can defeat them..

furthermore they need not be concerned...cause all aliens usually land on uncle sam's island

 

[That Guy]

furthermore they need not be concerned...cause all aliens usually land on uncle sam's island

US to Russia: "You mad bro?"

Humans indeed....