Joke

[Jango]

I think DG Passports meant that he even had to give a blue passport to Rehman Malik...actually the puncture wala is Rehman Baba himself!

 

[salaara579]

 

[RAMPAGE]

A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl answered with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him,

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"

And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispered in her ear,

"I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty.

 

[BDforever]

-What did jesus and moses have in common?
-Their greek names

what about arabic names ?

 

[BDforever]

-Why does vin diesel look more jew than black?
-Cause he's a freaking jew
What about them?

do you know what fuel vin diesel uses in his car ?
-- it is diesel

 

[BDforever]

What about them?

Jesus=Isa , Moses =Musa

 

[umerzahid]

hi every one

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Jango]

Racist posts targeting any specific community should be avoided.

 

[Sugarcane]

hi every one

it was joke or genuine hi

 

[RAMPAGE]

Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her
son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood,
and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a
little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his
mother says, "I saw what you did, young man! For
kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and
for kicking the cow, no milk for a week."
Just at that moment, the boy's father walks through
the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.
The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you wanna
tell him, or should I ?"

 

[salaara579]

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Manindra]

Ek shayar gareebi se tang aakar daku ban gaya aur bank lootne gaya aur wahan jakar bola,'jo jiske naseeb main hai wohi milega,hands up apni jagah se koi nahi hilega.