Joke

[Armstrong]

So @Marshmallow @Talon @Hyperion & @Ayush - How many of you remember the Nursery rhymes from....well your Nursery years ?

Does anyone remember the 'Insi winsi Spider' one & that 'Boogie Woogie' one or one of Allama Iqbal's 'Lab-e-Aatii haii dua' one ?

My baby cousin was singing them the other day & it took me back to the '90s when I was young...I so miss those times !

 

[Ayush]

So @Marshmallow @Talon @Hyperion & @Ayush - How many of you remember the Nursery rhymes from....well your Nursery years ?

Does anyone remember the 'Insi winsi Spider' one & that 'Boogie Woogie' one or one of Allama Iqbal's 'Lab-e-Aatii haii dua' one ?

My baby cousin was singing them the other day & it took me back to the '90s when I was young...I so miss those times !

out of three u mentioned,i don't know even one..in fact i heard their names for the first time..

but i do remember twinkle twinkle and macchli jal ki raani hai..

 

[Armstrong]

out of three u mentioned,i don't know even one..in fact i heard their names for the first time..

but i do remember twinkle twinkle and macchli jal ki raani hai..

I remember those two & another one 'Haaathi jhummm ta bharaa khaiii gurrr ka dalaaa peiii russss ka gharaaaa' & so on !

 

[RAMPAGE]

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren
...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

 

[RAMPAGE]

A cowboy passes by a ranch and strikes up a conversation with the rancher sitting by the gate.

The cowboy asks the rancher, "Mind if I talk to your dog over there?"

"Damn fool, don't you know dogs can't talk?"

The cowboy replies, "So what's the harm?"

The rancher shrugs, "Go right ahead."

The cowboy ambles up to the dog and says, "Howdy!" The dog replies, "Hello."

The rancher's eyes pop wide open.

The cowboy continues, "Does your master here treat you alright?"

"Sure does. He feeds me, lets me sleep inside, and every day he takes me to the lake."

The cowboy asks the shocked rancher, "Mind if I talk to your horse over there?"

The rancher replies, "Now, I don't know what you're up to, but I know for a fact that horses can't talk."

"Well then, what's the harm?"

"Go right ahead," says the rancher.

The cowboy says to the horse, "Hello." The horse replies, "Hello."

The rancher's jaw drops.

The cowboy asks, "Your owner here treat you OK?"

"Sure," replies the horse, tossing his mane. "He rides me every day, brushes me down, feeds me good, and he keeps me in the barn out of the bad weather."

The cowboy looks satisfied and turns to the rancher, "Are those your sheep over there?"

The rancher looks alarmed and stammers, "Listen -- them sheep out there, they're -- they're nothing but a bunch of liars!"

 

[Marshmallow]

you too??

and is that true marsha??u like the kebab and tikka ones?? @Marshmallow

btw, @Armstrong which toping do u prefer??

yes very much

Cheese Lovers !

I don't like those Seekh Kebab & Tikkas ones that @Marshmallow eats !

its delicious

i kno u like only vegetbles pizza so tikka onez r only for ppl wid gud taste

 

[Marshmallow]

So @Marshmallow @Talon @Hyperion & @Ayush - How many of you remember the Nursery rhymes from....well your Nursery years ?

Does anyone remember the 'Insi winsi Spider' one & that 'Boogie Woogie' one or one of Allama Iqbal's 'Lab-e-Aatii haii dua' one ?

My baby cousin was singing them the other day & it took me back to the '90s when I was young...I so miss those times !

incy wincy spider climd up da watr spout...down came da rain n washd poor incy out

Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb...

Hush, little baby, don't say a word...Mamaz goin to buy you a mockinbird.....

Hey diddle..diddle....da cat and the fiddle....

Hush a bye baby on da tree top..

Doodle doodle doo...da Princess lost her shoe....Her Highness hoped....da fiddler stoppd...Not knowin what to do....

all things bright n beautiful all creatures grt n small....all things wise n wonderful da grt god made thm all.....

nn many more

 

[Ayush]

incy wincy spider climd up da watr spout...down came da rain n washd poor incy out

Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb...

Hush, little baby, don't say a word...Mamaz goin to buy you a mockinbird.....

Hey diddle..diddle....da cat and the fiddle....

Hush a bye baby on da tree top..

Doodle doodle doo...da Princess lost her shoe....Her Highness hoped....da fiddler stoppd...Not knowin what to do....

all things bright n beautiful all creatures grt n small....all things wise n wonderful da grt god made thm all.....

nn many more

Of course u should. .because of your age .

 

[Dubious]

So @Marshmallow @Talon @Hyperion & @Ayush - How many of you remember the Nursery rhymes from....well your Nursery years ?

Does anyone remember the 'Insi winsi Spider' one & that 'Boogie Woogie' one or one of Allama Iqbal's 'Lab-e-Aatii haii dua' one ?

My baby cousin was singing them the other day & it took me back to the '90s when I was young...I so miss those times !

Whats boogie woogie?!

For A-Levels general paper our teacher got us to do critical thinking....Take a nursery rhyme and using the words, with VERY SLIGHT alterations (there were rules what could be altered) and make a story relating to happenings...

MY friend and I chose peter peter pumpkin eater

and related it to spouse abuse

 

[Marshmallow]

Whats boogie woogie?!

For A-Levels general paper our teacher got us to do critical thinking....Take a nursery rhyme and using the words, with VERY SLIGHT alterations (there were rules what could be altered) and make a story relating to happenings...

MY friend and I chose peter peter pumpkin eater

and related it to spouse abuse

i also dint know abt boogie woogie there r cartton by thez names but dunno abt nursry rhymes

 

[Dubious]

incy wincy spider climd up da watr spout...down came da rain n washd poor incy out

Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb...

Hush, little baby, don't say a word...Mamaz goin to buy you a mockinbird.....

Never knew the full length of this 1

Hey diddle..diddle....da cat and the fiddle....

Hush a bye baby on da tree top..

isnt it rock-a-by baby?!

Doodle doodle doo...da Princess lost her shoe....Her Highness hoped....da fiddler stoppd...Not knowin what to do....

all things bright n beautiful all creatures grt n small....all things wise n wonderful da grt god made thm all.....

Never heard these!!

nn many more

 

[Marshmallow]

Never knew the full length of this 1

isnt it rock-a-by baby?!

Never heard these!!

pakistan my yae hoti hy

its husha a bye baby on da tree top...wen da wind blows da cradle will rock...wen da buff breaks da cradle will fall....down will cum da baby,bufff cradle n all


n i had written da strartin of da rhymes in last posts only....sare ik rhyme nai hy

jo subsy last hey ... all things bright n beautiful....its actually a prayer not rhyme....v usd to sing in da morning

 

[Dubious]

pakistan my yae hoti hy

its husha a bye baby on da tree top...wen da wind blows da cradle will rock...wen da buff breaks da cradle will fall....down will cum da baby,bufff cradle n all

isnt it

Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
And down will come baby, cradle and all


n i had written da strartin of da rhymes in last posts only....sare ik rhyme nai hy

jo subsy last hey ... all things bright n beautiful....its actually a prayer not rhyme....v usd to sing in da morning

Yup still havent heard of doodle doo nor the prayer

Then again I am prob from a different era

 

[Marshmallow]

isnt it

Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
And down will come baby, cradle and all


n i had written da strartin of da rhymes in last posts only....sare ik rhyme nai hy

jo subsy last hey ... all things bright n beautiful....its actually a prayer not rhyme....v usd to sing in da morning

[/QUOTE]

thy taught us husha bye baby

 

[Dubious]

thy taught us husha bye baby

Btw, what is a buff in when the buff breaks?!