Israel's Tamar gas field sign $500 million gas supply deal with Jordan

[xenon54 out]

No, actually he just visited your mom and I was told to say hello. He is Jewish. Moroccan Jewish. He likes them old and ugly.

Al Hasanis neighbor, is that you again? Get off his laptop!

 

[Falcon29]

^^^

Something's not right or Hasani is bored out of his brains right now.

 

[al-Hasani]

^^^

Something's not right or Hasani is bored out of his brains right now.

Just my neighbor messing with me bro. I have to go back and study for an important exam on Tuesday otherwise I am going to fail miserably.

 

[Doritos11]

Like 14 family members round a dinner table who all support different football teams & political parties. There's a crazy racist old aunt, a drunk uncle, a hippy cousin and a suspiciously fruity older brother who's still a 'bachelor'.

Let’s all calm down and listen to the Supreme leader to bring us on 1 side against the Israeli

 

[ResurgentIran]

 

[Shaldag]

Hasani is just high on life this evening.


He must have bought a new pair of sandals or something.

 

[Falcon29]

LOL! You Arabs are so lazy and I think most of us are infested with a drug by the Zionists.

Only me and some Safavids support Al Quds Al Shareef

Farewell my friends but beware.......






















I'LL BE BACK

 

[xenon54 out]

Hasani is just high on life this evening.


He must have bought a new pair of sandals or something.

This one cracked me up

No offence @al-Hasani.

 

[Shaldag]

Al Quds (that dome thing you have in it) is in the hands of the Jordanians who, to be honest, are not doing their best to upkeep it.

Now if we Israelis were looking after it, we would get discounts prices on new rugs and make the place look nice.

 

[Falcon29]

I think Hasani is having a mental breakdown but one of those breakdowns were he's laughing at how miserable his life is and is directing it at us.

Or his account was hacked, lol.

 

[Shaldag]

Jewish opium. I am using dollar banknotes because I can afford it.

I am just SO HAPPY because I hit the jackpot today. Your mum is also very happy. Understandably so. We had a great time. But I am not yet finished for today. Still chasing the good life.

Oh, don't you worry. I have 100 pairs of sandals and just as many ski boots.

What I lack though is having more than just 1 Jewish servant. But I am confident of getting more than one very soon.

Well, don't put that money in the bank - because you can't make interest on it. LOL

Glad to see you get on well with my mother. She's a great cook and like all Jewish mothers, feeds you until you can't take any more.

Nice to know you ski. I didn't know many Muslims ski. Just be careful during call to prayer that your forehead does not stick to the slope.

I ski too.

 

[-SINAN-]

I think, ME section lacks a chit-chat thread.

 

[Shaldag]

But I am Jewish. You enriched my life there. Thank you.

Almost certainly you have Jewish roots.

I personally would welcome you back. I always say that you can be anything and become anyone, but your roots will always be your roots.

 

[xenon54 out]

I think, ME section lacks a chit-chat thread.

I dont know what it is but this isnt chit chat thats for sure.

 

[Shaldag]

I think, ME section lacks a chit-chat thread.

We just turn Hazzy threads into chit-chat ones.