Whatever

[SvenSvensonov]

Look who's talking....a baby elephant calls me overweight
Btw get your eyes tested... aap ko cataract ho gaya hai. Mubarak ho!!!

Armstrong?

 

[Armstrong]

Look who's talking....a baby elephant calls me overweight
Btw get your eyes tested... aap ko cataract ho gaya hai. Mubarak ho!!!

Who's the Maasai warrior in your avatar ?

@SvenSvensonov

 

[SvenSvensonov]

Who's the Maasai warrior in your avatar ?

@SvenSvensonov

It's OK, I look like this:

 

[Armstrong]

It's OK, I look like this:

View attachment 198596

 

[jamahir]

I just keep rhyming words while trying to irritate him.

That was not my quote.

oh, sorry... i must have mixed up posts when replying to both you and gau8av.

Bachhi who???

okay, aunty.

Oh its modeled in some animation software, not a real girl.

ah, i just clicked on it and saw the enlarged picture and it is the drawn picture as you said.

My lil bro wajsal had asked me why was I changing my DP often, and if it was me in my DP and also why did I change Sara Nuru's pic (though he didnt know her name)?

okay.

The one before this was suggested by Chronos.

why not ileana?? she is also a bit dark ( compared to others in bombay films )... or maybe a mallu model or actress... will advertise the beauty of mallu land, though you of course have questioned why the pretty ones always.

sorry, i was just being presumptuous there... it is you to choose.

As if an overweight auntie like yourself could ever propagate anorexia nervosa !

Pehleeiii aaap wazan kummm karein phir baaat karnaa !

huzoor, aaj ke zamaane mey ladies ko wazan badhaane ki zaroorat hai.

 

[rockstar08]

@levina @jamahir

Pura na huwa jo dekha woh khuwab tha ..
kaha jo ap ne , woh kuch yun lajawab tha

PDF pe hum ne jo khola, ek naya baab tha..
humen join kerne diya , Mods ka bhi dimagh kuch kharab tha

 

[jamahir]

@levina @jamahir

Pura na huwa jo dekha woh khuwab tha ..
kaha jo ap ne , woh kuch yun lajawab tha

majnoon ke raaste aapne bhi dekhen hain shaayad
juliet ki nigaah ka intezaar aapko din aur raat lagta hai
woh guzarey toh aapka sar jhukta hai uksi garmi choo jaane ko shaayad
uske doston ka haske usse koni maarna
aapka akele akele yaad mey muskurana
uski yaad-e-sargoshi aapko deewana banana
uska naam uske baghair chillaana
shaayad uska inkaar aapko suhaana lagta hai.

@levina what do you think ^^^

PDF pe hum ne jo khola, ek naya baab tha..
hum join kerne diya , Mods ka bhi dimgh kuch kharab tha

i will compose for this later.

 

[rockstar08]

majnoon ke raaste aapne bhi dekhen hain shaayad
juliet ki nigaah ka intezaar aapko din aur raat lagta hai
woh guzarey toh aapka sar jhukta hai uksi garmi choo jaane ko shaayad
uske doston ka haske usse koni maarna
aapka akele akele yaad mey muskurana
uski yaad-e-sargoshi aapko deewana banana
uska naam uske baghair chillaana
shaayad uska inkaar aapko suhaana lagta hai.

@levina what do you think ^^^



i will compose for this later.

Ary bhai mai koi dil jala Aashiq nai hun ...


Chalo ab keh hi diya hai tu jawab tu banta hai ...

majnoon mai ban jao , esa kuch ho nai sakta
gir jaon kisi ke pyar mai esa souch nai sakta

jitni bhi larkiyan woh time pass hai
apne sir pe Ishq ka bukhaar chard nai sakta

@levina

 

[jamahir]

Ary bhai mai koi dil jala Aashiq nai hun ...

aapka naam tha faqt
emotion they mere
dil jala main hoon main
aishwarya ki soorat main bhi use dekhta hoon
woh soch main hai, kya shaam kya savere.

majnoon mai ban jao , esa kuch ho nai sakta
gir jaon kisi ke pyar mai esa souch nai sakta

koi toh aayegi
jo thamaadegi aapki watch
itni berukhi acchi nahin
kya maloom
jald layegi aapki taqdeer
ishq ki intezaar bhari torch.

jitni bhi larkiyan woh time pass hai
apne sir pe Ishq ka bukhaar chard nai sakta

@levina

and you decided to tag a lady for that line??

 

[Chronos]

majnoon ke raaste aapne bhi dekhen hain shaayad
juliet ki nigaah ka intezaar aapko din aur raat lagta hai
woh guzarey toh aapka sar jhukta hai uksi garmi choo jaane ko shaayad
uske doston ka haske usse koni maarna
aapka akele akele yaad mey muskurana
uski yaad-e-sargoshi aapko deewana banana
uska naam uske baghair chillaana
shaayad uska inkaar aapko suhaana lagta hai.

@levina what do you think ^^^



i will compose for this later.

one of the disadvantages of being a Keralite on PDF, you don't understand the Urdu bit.

 

[jamahir]

one of the disadvantages of being a Keralite on PDF, you don't understand the Urdu bit.

i think levina knows enough urdu to translate it... yes, a test for her.

the trick will not be translation but interpretation.

 

[SvenSvensonov]

i think levina knows enough urdu to translate it... yes, a test for her.

the trick will not be translation but interpretation.

I wish I knew, so many conversations in Urdu here. Google Translate doesn't even recognize it!!! Seriously, they have an option to translate Urdu, and it doesn't translate Urdu. It doesn't even recognize that the text, in Urdu, is even Urdu!!!

Oh well, it does a bad job of translating Swedish too. My naughty (or offensive) jokes are safe.

 

[jamahir]

I wish I knew, so many conversations in Urdu here. Google Translate doesn't even recognize it!!!

Seriously, they have an option to translate Urdu, and it doesn't translate Urdu. It doesn't even recognize that the text, in Urdu, is even Urdu!!!

google-translate is only for nastalikh urdu ( the arabic-style script for urdu )... i never learnt that script.

what is mostly used on pdf is roman script urdu and hindi, for which there seems to be no agreed basic grammar, hence i suppose no translator or at least not one easy to find.

Oh well, it does a bad job of translating Swedish too. My naughty (or offensive) jokes are safe.

any one for this moment??

 

[Armstrong]

I wish I knew, so many conversations in Urdu here. Google Translate doesn't even recognize it!!! Seriously, they have an option to translate Urdu, and it doesn't translate Urdu. It doesn't even recognize that the text, in Urdu, is even Urdu!!!

Oh well, it does a bad job of translating Swedish too. My naughty (or offensive) jokes are safe.

Because we write in Roman Urdu whereas Urdu is written in the Arabic-Persian script of Nastaliq !

The following is a couplet by the poet-philosopher of Pakistan - Iqbal.

In Nastaliq script :

In Roman Urdu :

Nahin Minnatkash-e-Taab-e-Shaneedan Dastan Meri
Khamoshi Guftugu Hai, Be-Zubani Hai Zuban Meri

Its English Translation :

My story is not indebted to the patience of being heard
My silence is my talk, my speechlessness is my speech

And you didn't reply to my mention in the other thread !

 

[Levina]

@jamahir @rockstar08
Good going guyz!

ab arz hai...

@levina @jamahir
humen join kerne diya , Mods ka bhi dimagh kuch kharab tha

Kyunki...
Uttar se dakshin tak
Purab se pashchim tak
Dhartii se aasman tak
Paagalon ki kami nahi hai

majnoon mai ban jao , esa kuch ho nai sakta
gir jaon kisi ke pyar mai esa souch nai sakta

jitni bhi larkiyan woh time pass hai
apne sir pe Ishq ka bukhaar chard nai sakta

Phoolon ki mehek ko churaya nahi jaata,
Suraj ki kirano ko chipaya nahi jaata,
Bass ussi tarah janab,
Larkiyon ko timepass kaha nahi jata.

koi toh aayegi
jo thamaadegi aapki watch
itni berukhi acchi nahin
kya maloom
jald layegi aapki taqdeer
ishq ki intezaar bhari torch.

Suna tha humne ki har dil me chahat hoti hai
har chahat me gehrai hoti hai
aur yeh gehrai samundar ki gehrayiyon se bhi gehri hoti hai,
Issi chahat se majboor Shajahan ne Tajmahal bana dala
parr aaj kal ke majnoo ke dil me Mumtaz hi 4 to 5 hoti hai

Who's the Maasai warrior in your avatar ?

@SvenSvensonov

Moi!!!
why did you tag @SvenSvensonov ??
Do you think Svenny boy is actually a girl?

Btw this is was modeled, textured and rendered by some Brazilian. I must say he has done a very good job. If you know anything about animation you will realise how difficult it is to get the right texture and light effects, and rendering this pic might 've taken more than an hour or so. (Depends on the quality of render actually).

@jamahir
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