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Wine .. LOL
Ye Noida / Gurgaon/ NCR wale wine (4 ~5 bottle) pee ke bolenge ki ,.... chadhi hi nahi ..daru badi bekar hai. :omghaha:

Few years back I visited Village in Noida to one of the relative's house. He asked ne for drinks for celebration. I asked uncle ji kay peeoge? Finally every one voted for wine.

We drove to liquer store and asked ..Bhai shab Wine kon kon si available hai?
Store keeper : Sir indian angreji, imported har tarah ke wine melegi. kon si chale gi
Me: Indian Wine really
Store Keeper: Haan Ji ..... Hamare pass hai ... Begpiper, 7am, Old monk, Blenders pride, Royal Stag, RC sab he
Me : :hitwall::hitwall: Bhai ji Wine chaiye Rum ya whiskey nahi
Store Keeper: Sir ye angreji wine ki dukan he, sari ki sar wine he to he. App bas naam batao
Me: Wine, red wine chahiye 2 bottle milegi
Store Keeper: Oh Lal Wali, Red label chaiye aap ko, Sir phale kyon nahi bataya imported maal chahiye
Me: :laughcry::laughcry::laughcry::laughcry::laughcry:

Finally gave up n wine and settled for 2 crates of Kingfisher and Chivas Regal!
Lolz

Chivas regal bhi duplicate rahi hogii!!
:lol:
 
waise ek baat mujhe samajh mein nahi aayi, purani hindi filmon mein sharab aur paani glass mein milante the, phir banda bolta tha sharab peene mein kadwi hoti hai, aaj tak pata nahi chala kaun si sharab kadwi hoti hai. @sms @halupridol @levina any idea.
 
Lolz

Chivas regal bhi duplicate rahi hogii!!
:lol:

Who cares .... Kick to lagi thi

waise ek baat mujhe samajh mein nahi aayi, purani hindi filmon mein sharab aur paani glass mein milante the, phir banda bolta tha sharab peene mein kadwi hoti hai, aaj tak pata nahi chala kaun si sharab kadwi hoti hai. @sms @halupridol @levina any idea.

Simple... woh sarab kadvi hoti he jo apne paise se layi gayi ho!! :dance3::dance3:
 
Oh I read the 2nd half of ur post just now.Sorry!

Lol Baaki Sab Ka pata nai but tumhare liye ....home science = rocket science.
:lol:

Oye yaar chak se kya problem ho gayeE hai Tum Sab ko?? He's a gooll.


Chalo l
Oh I read the 2nd half of ur post just now.Sorry!

Lol Baaki Sab Ka pata nai but tumhare liye ....home science = rocket science.
:lol:

Oye yaar chak se kya problem ho gayeE hai Tum Sab ko?? He's a good mod.JMHO!
Even the Pakistanis keep complaining....LOLZZ.


Chalo bye for now.
:-)

I have no doubt about him as person but his credentials as Mod is suspicious to me......:tsk:

Nah I am homely person so I am well verse with home science.....:coffee:.
 
waise ek baat mujhe samajh mein nahi aayi, purani hindi filmon mein sharab aur paani glass mein milante the, phir banda bolta tha sharab peene mein kadwi hoti hai, aaj tak pata nahi chala kaun si sharab kadwi hoti hai. ] @halupridol
pehle sab kadwa lagta tha,,,par ab :p:

I have no doubt about him as person but his credentials as Mod is suspicious to me......:tsk:
he is a gud mod :) unbiased
 
waise ek baat mujhe samajh mein nahi aayi, purani hindi filmon mein sharab aur paani glass mein milante the, phir banda bolta tha sharab peene mein kadwi hoti hai, aaj tak pata nahi chala kaun si sharab kadwi hoti hai. @sms @halupridol @levina any idea.
saari kadwi hoti hai :sick:
except the port wines....

Who cares .... Kick to lagi thi
:lol: :lol:

Kick real me lagi thi??? did some donkey kick you tat day on ur way back home?? :P

Kidding!!
I know what kick means.:)

I have no doubt about him as person but his credentials as Mod is suspicious to me......:tsk:
Pata nai...even the Pakistanis keep complaining about him...so I find him unbiased.
 
saari kadwi hoti hai :sick:
except the port wines....

Yeh mein kiyaa sunnn rahaa hunnn ? :angry:

Khabardaar aaap Alcohol keh paasss bhi nazar aiiin mujhe ! :mad:

Think of the Levina Jrs. what would they say if they see their Mom singing 'Marry Had a Little Lamb' right in the middle of the Eid Festivities because shes had too much to drink ! :unsure:
 
Hi.... do I need to pass to any test to join in this thread and say "whatever you fool":cool:???
 
pehle sab kadwa lagta tha,,,par ab :p:


he is a gud mod :) unbiased
I was banned twice in retaliating a troll but no action against that troll who was spewing venom with religious hatreds.
May be i am exception to Chaks unbiased moderation...... :p:
Since you people are voicing about his impartiality So i will have believe you guys:cheers:........ @levina ......
 
saari kadwi hoti hai :sick:
except the port wines....
Not true!
- Vodka no taste - with fruit Juice - Not Kadwi
- Also you can try beer with lower content of Hops flower.
- Italian Proscco - Try Dry it will be sweeter!!
- For a change try Pastis...
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Yeh mein kiyaa sunnn rahaa hunnn ? :angry:

Khabardaar aaap Alcohol keh paasss bhi nazar aiiin mujhe ! :mad:

Think of the Levina Jrs. what would they say if they see their Mom singing 'Marry Had a Little Lamb' right in the middle of the Eid Festivities because shes had too much to drink ! :unsure:

what sort of a Man are you?? You should be encouraging more women your age to get intoxicated :azn:

@Jaanbaz You a liverpool fan right?

Seems Suarez's departure shook up things more than I thought. Your analysis?

Not like Arsenal is doing too well either :p
 
mene bhi bohot dino baad pee,,,,,upar se vodka aur beer mix kiya....ab tak 3 litre pani pee chuka hu,,lekin sar me abhi bhi lagatar dhamake ho rahe hae ,,,:cry:

Mine was vodka apple flavor. abhi tak asar hai, waise uchalne kudne layak ho gaya hoon.
 
@Jaanbaz You a liverpool fan right?
Seems Suarez's departure shook up things more than I thought. Your analysis?
Not like Arsenal is doing too well either :p

I thought I could escape by supporting my local town team which had been promoted to 2nd division and hoped in few years they would qualify and play in Premier league and now they are doing really bad. :lol:
 
I thought I could escape by supporting my local town team which had been promoted to 2nd division and hoped in few years they would qualify and play in Premier league and now they are doing really bad. :lol:

I have always been sympathetic towards Arsenal but became a fan two years ago. I have a thing for lost causes you see. Many Arsenal fans are screaming their heads about a CDM.

Ozil has disappeared. But Alexis Sanchez has been a good buy. Even in games he is not clicking, his work rate is phenomenal.

But yes, Chelsea is a machine this year.

What was really funny though was Louis Van Gaal's fellating articles on Guardian, which lead to memes such as Van Gaal invented football tactics :D

well, I can always troll Spurs fans :lol:

what do we think of Tottenham? Sh!t

what do we think of sh!t? Tottenham!
 
I have always been sympathetic towards Arsenal but became a fan two years ago. I have a thing for lost causes you see. Many Arsenal fans are screaming their heads about a CDM.

Ozil has disappeared. But Alexis Sanchez has been a good buy. Even in games he is not clicking, his work rate is phenomenal.

But yes, Chelsea is a machine this year.

What was really funny though was Louis Van Gaal's fellating articles on Guardian, which lead to memes such as Van Gaal invented football tactics :D

I also have a soft spot for Arsenal specially when Howard Webb used to give penalties against Arsenal. I have to oppose Arsenal in public just to annoy my brother. :D

And yeah Chelsea will probably win this year and may dominate for fey more years to come. Only Man City might be ably to compete against them.
 
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