Whatever

[sms]

start drinking again.
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I like it Bata ye sab kisne Sikhaya?

 

[halupridol]

haan bacha ke rakha hua hai, par peene ka man nahi kar raha, raat mein bahut sa le liya tha. Sir abhi bhi bhari lag raha hai, bahut dinon ke baad piya hai.

mene bhi bohot dino baad pee,,,,,upar se vodka aur beer mix kiya....ab tak 3 litre pani pee chuka hu,,lekin sar me abhi bhi lagatar dhamake ho rahe hae ,,,

 

[Levina]

mene bhi bohot dino baad pee,,,,,upar se vodka aur beer mix kiya....ab tak 3 litre pani pee chuka hu,,lekin sar me abhi bhi lagatar dhamake ho rahe hae ,,,

Vodka & beer??
Yeh Kya combo hua???
Ek toh liver ko over work karate ho Phir paani pi pi ke kidney ko bhi overload karte ho!!! Cartoon!

haan bacha ke rakha hua hai, par peene ka man nahi kar raha, raat mein bahut sa le liya tha. Sir abhi bhi bhari lag raha hai, bahut dinon ke baad piya hai.

Ek toh itna Saara Pite ho Phir rote ho.


Dono ki shakalen dekho....rondos.

Hmmm so this was not the reason why I'm here. @halupridol is tat tattoo real?? And who got it done? Don't tell me you...ab Ek doc with a tattoo hi Dekhna reh Gaya tha.

 

[halupridol]

Vodka & beer??
Yeh Kya combo hua???
Ek toh liver ko over work karate ho Phir paani pi pi ke kidney ko bhi overload karte ho!!! Cartoon!

i intended to drink only vodka,lekin baad me beer bhi pee
on d bright side i didnt touch whiskey or wine,,,,ji haa 2 bando ne sab pee ke 1 ghante lagatar ultiya ki,

Hmmm so this was not the reason why I'm here. @halupridol is tat tattoo real?? And who got it done? Don't tell me you...ab Ek doc with a tattoo hi Dekhna reh Gaya tha.

i got couple of them,,,purani baat hae,,jawan khoon
lots of docs have tattoos,,,,

 

[Levina]

i intended to drink only vodka,lekin baad me beer bhi pee
on d bright side i didnt touch whiskey or wine,,,,ji haa 2 bando ne sab pee ke 1 ghante lagatar ultiya ki,

Yukkkk!
WaisE wine would hv been a better option ..noooh??

Khair..what about the tattoo??
Kisska hai??

Seekhi huyi hai ..... Jhaadu,pocha, bartan, kapade, cooking, ironing ye sab aata hai......
Baki home science k hod ban gate ho to aap gyaan share kar do ......

Hehe ab yehi share karna reh Gaya tha yahan.

Mera tuition fee kahan he ?

Pocket me!!

@levina Apa - Who cares if Zero is Even or not ?

You're not going to get a zero-sized waist either way !

Size zero means 22' Waist...sorry I do not want to be anorexic.
I'm somewhere between size 6 & 8..which is half your size.
And you know it so well that I can prove.... I'm half ur size.

 

[Biplab Bijay]

Yukkkk!
Waist wine would hv been a better option ..noooh??

Khair..what about the tattoo??
Kisska hai??


Hehe ab yehi share karna reh Gaya tha yahan.

Pocket me!!



Size zero means 22'...sorry I'm not anorexic.
I'm somewhere between size 6 & 8..which is half your size.
And you know it so well that I can prove.... I'm half ur size.

aare tumhare pocket main se mere pocket main kab aayega ?

 

[Levina]

aare tumhare pocket main se mere pocket main kab aayega ?

Errr...dene Ka plan Maine toh nai banaya hai.
Why should I give you tuition fees?? you copy pasted everything from Google

Kidding!! I know u r a super brainy creature
But nooo tuition fees. Lolzz


Oye biplab who banned you??

 

[utraash]

Yukkkk!
WaisE wine would hv been a better option ..noooh??

Khair..what about the tattoo??
Kisska hai??


Hehe ab yehi share karna reh Gaya tha yahan.

Pocket me!!



Size zero means 22' Waist...sorry I do not want to be anorexic.
I'm somewhere between size 6 & 8..which is half your size.
And you know it so well that I can prove.... I'm half ur size.

Haha... Home science koi rocket science toh nhi hai yar.... Desi home science me toh yahi sab hai... Baki main toh gareeb aadmi Hu cant afford Kaamwali.......

 

[halupridol]

Khair..what about the tattoo??
Kisska hai??

bataya toh diya

 

[utraash]

Errr...dene Ka plan Maine toh nai banaya hai.
Why should I give you tuition fees?? you copy pasted everything from Google

Kidding!! I know u r a super brainy creature
But nooo tuition fees. Lolzz


Oye biplab who banned you??

Same sane one I guess chak bamu Maharaj......

 

[Levina]

bataya toh diya

Oh I read the 2nd half of ur post just now.Sorry!

Haha... Home science koi rocket science toh nhi hai yar.... Desi home science me toh yahi sab hai... Baki main toh gareeb aadmi Hu cant afford Kaamwali.......

Lol Baaki Sab Ka pata nai but tumhare liye ....home science = rocket science.

Same sane one I guess chak bamu Maharaj......

Oye yaar chak se kya problem ho gayeE hai Tum Sab ko?? He's a good mod.JMHO!
Even the Pakistanis keep complaining....LOLZZ.


Chalo bye for now.

 

[INDIC]

Ek toh itna Saara Pite ho Phir rote ho.
Dono ki shakalen dekho....rondos.
Hmmm so this was not the reason why I'm here. @halupridol is tat tattoo real?? And who got it done? Don't tell me you...ab Ek doc with a tattoo hi Dekhna reh Gaya tha.

aap upai batao warna raasta napo.

 

[Levina]

aap upai batao warna raasta napo.

Go and drink some nimbu paani.

 

[INDIC]

Go and drink some nimbu paani.

yes i know, ethanol+citric acid= some ester

Go and drink some nimbu paani.

although i have added lots of lemon juice in my sabzi. nimbu paani banane ka time nahi hau.

 

[sms]

Yukkkk!
WaisE wine would hv been a better option ..noooh??

Wine .. LOL
Ye Noida / Gurgaon/ NCR wale wine (4 ~5 bottle) pee ke bolenge ki ,.... chadhi hi nahi ..daru badi bekar hai.

Few years back I visited Village in Noida to one of the relative's house. He asked ne for drinks for celebration. I asked uncle ji kay peeoge? Finally every one voted for wine.

We drove to liquer store and asked ..Bhai shab Wine kon kon si available hai?
Store keeper : Sir indian angreji, imported har tarah ke wine melegi. kon si chale gi
Me: Indian Wine really
Store Keeper: Haan Ji ..... Hamare pass hai ... Begpiper, 7am, Old monk, Blenders pride, Royal Stag, RC sab he
Me : Bhai ji Wine chaiye Rum ya whiskey nahi
Store Keeper: Sir ye angreji wine ki dukan he, sari ki sar wine he to he. App bas naam batao
Me: Wine, red wine chahiye 2 bottle milegi
Store Keeper: Oh Lal Wali, Red label chaiye aap ko, Sir phale kyon nahi bataya imported maal chahiye
Me:

Finally gave up n wine and settled for 2 crates of Kingfisher and Chivas Regal!