ten things to change when india becomes a hindu rashtra

[jamahir]

Ten things to change when India becomes a Hindu Rashtra
Here's wishing 2021 is not so far.


Devanik Saha
@devanikindia


1) Delhi will become Hastinapur. So, we will have to go to New Hastinapur Railway Station and Old Hastinapur Railway Stationto catch a train. Delhi University will be known as Hastinapur University. Lutyens' Delhi will be renamed as Lutyens' Hastinapur and Dilliwalas will be known as Hastinapurwalas. On the Metro, the speaker will announce "Hastinapur Metro mei aapka swagat hai".

2) Luxury brands will have to stop selling and marketing their usual wares. Instead they will come out with an all new line for the fashionable Hindu youth: think saffron robes, mini saffron robes, deep neck saffron robes, etc. Instead of rubber sandals, you can even sport saffron coloured wooden sandals. Nike's logo will become a saffron coloured tick.

3) Think Tinder but in Sanskrit or something like that. Young people will propose to girls in Sanskrit with a lit agarbatti in hand (the truer your affections, the longer the agarbatti). Only after approval from parents of both parties can the boy walk up to a girl and say: "Aham tubhyam pranyaami" (I love you) and "Bhavati Mam parinesyati kim" (Will you marry me?)

4) India's population will decrease by 70 per cent since people who did not vote for Narendra Modi or are not true Hindus will be teleported to Pakistan using Vedic maths. Pakistan will become the world's largest democracy and a secular nation and India will become a Hindu Rashtra. Hence, history will be reversed.

5) All major Western brands for women will shut shop as no jeans and no short clothes will be allowed (understandably so). Only salwar kameez, dupattas and saris will be available. Beauty pageants will be renamed as "Shrimati Bharat" and "Shriman Bharat". For formal wear, men will be required to consult Baba Ramdev on matters of fashion.

6) Only Indian food will be available since Chinese food will cause widespread rapes in the country. Consumption of chowmein will be punishable by law. Fresh scientific/Vedic research will go into looking at the impact KFC and McDonalds have on boys, who will after all, be boys, and their appetites.

7) Every engineer will leave their job in Pune and Bangalore since they will be forced to do ghar wapsi and return to their hometown. Arts and Commerce graduates will surely protest against [HASHTAG]#EngineerJihad[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#ManagementJihad[/HASHTAG], young girls with Arts and Commerce backgrounds will be lured into marriage by engineers and management types, and later forced to convert their degrees.

8) Forget Bangkok or Switzerland, the good Hindu will go to vacations on Mars, Pluto, Jupiter, Saturn and other planets, since we will have sophisticated flying objects, which can travel in space. So, a typical booking would look like Hastinapur to Saturn with a stop at Jupiter. These planes won't cause pollution since they will run on cow urine, which is environment friendly.

9) Aamir Khan will produce “Ghajini 2”, in which he will change his religion every 15 minutes. Shah Rukh Khan will appear in “My name is Khan not Raj” with a tagline “I am a big terrorist”. Salman Khan will make “Ek Tha Lion” and we will protest like good Hindus because lion is communal, tiger is secular.

10) Your popularity will be judged by the amount of sentences you can complete on Arnab Goswami's News Hour without being interrupted. Twitter will be a safe place for all things that the nation really wants to know: [HASHTAG]#GharWapsi[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#HindutvaRocks[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#BanChowmein[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#NoJeansForWomen[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#ModiMyMan[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#AmitShahFC[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#ScrewSantaGoAtal[/HASHTAG]... You won't have to take lessons in English in evening classes, only learn how to make Sickulars regret their existence in 140 characters.

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source - Ten things to change when India becomes a Hindu Rashtra

@wolfschanzze @jaatram @Bitter Melon - glorious future for you three.

@jbgt90 @The_Showstopper @takeiteasy - no place for us sickulars in 2021.

 

[Diggy]

much better than becoming the next libya or syria right ?

 

[jaatram]

Ten things to change when India becomes a Hindu Rashtra
Here's wishing 2021 is not so far.


Devanik Saha
@devanikindia


1) Delhi will become Hastinapur. So, we will have to go to New Hastinapur Railway Station and Old Hastinapur Railway Stationto catch a train. Delhi University will be known as Hastinapur University. Lutyens' Delhi will be renamed as Lutyens' Hastinapur and Dilliwalas will be known as Hastinapurwalas. On the Metro, the speaker will announce "Hastinapur Metro mei aapka swagat hai".

2) Luxury brands will have to stop selling and marketing their usual wares. Instead they will come out with an all new line for the fashionable Hindu youth: think saffron robes, mini saffron robes, deep neck saffron robes, etc. Instead of rubber sandals, you can even sport saffron coloured wooden sandals. Nike's logo will become a saffron coloured tick.

3) Think Tinder but in Sanskrit or something like that. Young people will propose to girls in Sanskrit with a lit agarbatti in hand (the truer your affections, the longer the agarbatti). Only after approval from parents of both parties can the boy walk up to a girl and say: "Aham tubhyam pranyaami" (I love you) and "Bhavati Mam parinesyati kim" (Will you marry me?)

4) India's population will decrease by 70 per cent since people who did not vote for Narendra Modi or are not true Hindus will be teleported to Pakistan using Vedic maths. Pakistan will become the world's largest democracy and a secular nation and India will become a Hindu Rashtra. Hence, history will be reversed.

5) All major Western brands for women will shut shop as no jeans and no short clothes will be allowed (understandably so). Only salwar kameez, dupattas and saris will be available. Beauty pageants will be renamed as "Shrimati Bharat" and "Shriman Bharat". For formal wear, men will be required to consult Baba Ramdev on matters of fashion.

6) Only Indian food will be available since Chinese food will cause widespread rapes in the country. Consumption of chowmein will be punishable by law. Fresh scientific/Vedic research will go into looking at the impact KFC and McDonalds have on boys, who will after all, be boys, and their appetites.

7) Every engineer will leave their job in Pune and Bangalore since they will be forced to do ghar wapsi and return to their hometown. Arts and Commerce graduates will surely protest against [HASHTAG]#EngineerJihad[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#ManagementJihad[/HASHTAG], young girls with Arts and Commerce backgrounds will be lured into marriage by engineers and management types, and later forced to convert their degrees.

8) Forget Bangkok or Switzerland, the good Hindu will go to vacations on Mars, Pluto, Jupiter, Saturn and other planets, since we will have sophisticated flying objects, which can travel in space. So, a typical booking would look like Hastinapur to Saturn with a stop at Jupiter. These planes won't cause pollution since they will run on cow urine, which is environment friendly.

9) Aamir Khan will produce “Ghajini 2”, in which he will change his religion every 15 minutes. Shah Rukh Khan will appear in “My name is Khan not Raj” with a tagline “I am a big terrorist”. Salman Khan will make “Ek Tha Lion” and we will protest like good Hindus because lion is communal, tiger is secular.

Have your say. You can comment here.10) Your popularity will be judged by the amount of sentences you can complete on Arnab Goswami's News Hour without being interrupted. Twitter will be a safe place for all things that the nation really wants to know: [HASHTAG]#GharWapsi[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#HindutvaRocks[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#BanChowmein[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#NoJeansForWomen[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#ModiMyMan[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#AmitShahFC[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#ScrewSantaGoAtal[/HASHTAG]... You won't have to take lessons in English in evening classes, only learn how to make Sickulars regret their existence in 140 characters.

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source - Ten things to change when India becomes a Hindu Rashtra

@wolfschanzze @jaatram @Bitter Melon - glorious future for you three.

@jbgt90 @The_Showstopper @takeiteasy - no place for us four sickulars in 2021.

This article was posted under Humor section on the site, but your hate for Hindus is so strong that you are shamelessly peddling it here as some Hidden Plan.

And oh yeh there is no place for Hindu hating, self righteous closet Jihadis.

 

[KIND]

Ten things to change when India becomes a Hindu Rashtra
Here's wishing 2021 is not so far.


Devanik Saha
@devanikindia


1) Delhi will become Hastinapur. So, we will have to go to New Hastinapur Railway Station and Old Hastinapur Railway Stationto catch a train. Delhi University will be known as Hastinapur University. Lutyens' Delhi will be renamed as Lutyens' Hastinapur and Dilliwalas will be known as Hastinapurwalas. On the Metro, the speaker will announce "Hastinapur Metro mei aapka swagat hai".

2) Luxury brands will have to stop selling and marketing their usual wares. Instead they will come out with an all new line for the fashionable Hindu youth: think saffron robes, mini saffron robes, deep neck saffron robes, etc. Instead of rubber sandals, you can even sport saffron coloured wooden sandals. Nike's logo will become a saffron coloured tick.

3) Think Tinder but in Sanskrit or something like that. Young people will propose to girls in Sanskrit with a lit agarbatti in hand (the truer your affections, the longer the agarbatti). Only after approval from parents of both parties can the boy walk up to a girl and say: "Aham tubhyam pranyaami" (I love you) and "Bhavati Mam parinesyati kim" (Will you marry me?)

4) India's population will decrease by 70 per cent since people who did not vote for Narendra Modi or are not true Hindus will be teleported to Pakistan using Vedic maths. Pakistan will become the world's largest democracy and a secular nation and India will become a Hindu Rashtra. Hence, history will be reversed.

5) All major Western brands for women will shut shop as no jeans and no short clothes will be allowed (understandably so). Only salwar kameez, dupattas and saris will be available. Beauty pageants will be renamed as "Shrimati Bharat" and "Shriman Bharat". For formal wear, men will be required to consult Baba Ramdev on matters of fashion.

6) Only Indian food will be available since Chinese food will cause widespread rapes in the country. Consumption of chowmein will be punishable by law. Fresh scientific/Vedic research will go into looking at the impact KFC and McDonalds have on boys, who will after all, be boys, and their appetites.

7) Every engineer will leave their job in Pune and Bangalore since they will be forced to do ghar wapsi and return to their hometown. Arts and Commerce graduates will surely protest against [HASHTAG]#EngineerJihad[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#ManagementJihad[/HASHTAG], young girls with Arts and Commerce backgrounds will be lured into marriage by engineers and management types, and later forced to convert their degrees.

8) Forget Bangkok or Switzerland, the good Hindu will go to vacations on Mars, Pluto, Jupiter, Saturn and other planets, since we will have sophisticated flying objects, which can travel in space. So, a typical booking would look like Hastinapur to Saturn with a stop at Jupiter. These planes won't cause pollution since they will run on cow urine, which is environment friendly.

9) Aamir Khan will produce “Ghajini 2”, in which he will change his religion every 15 minutes. Shah Rukh Khan will appear in “My name is Khan not Raj” with a tagline “I am a big terrorist”. Salman Khan will make “Ek Tha Lion” and we will protest like good Hindus because lion is communal, tiger is secular.

10) Your popularity will be judged by the amount of sentences you can complete on Arnab Goswami's News Hour without being interrupted. Twitter will be a safe place for all things that the nation really wants to know: [HASHTAG]#GharWapsi[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#HindutvaRocks[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#BanChowmein[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#NoJeansForWomen[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#ModiMyMan[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#AmitShahFC[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#ScrewSantaGoAtal[/HASHTAG]... You won't have to take lessons in English in evening classes, only learn how to make Sickulars regret their existence in 140 characters.

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source - Ten things to change when India becomes a Hindu Rashtra

@wolfschanzze @jaatram @Bitter Melon - glorious future for you three.

@jbgt90 @The_Showstopper @takeiteasy - no place for us sickulars in 2021.

Here you are again. Finding and Putting a trash which basically is ridiculing Hindu customs . So much for your socialist , secular image.

 

[The Great One]

You know, one of the things we can do after becoming a Hindu Rashtra is throw jamahir and his green book out into the ocean.

 

[T90TankGuy]

Kids this is a satire piece , read it and enjoy t for what it is.

 

[TheNoob]

LOOOOOOOOOL XD

 

[Juggernautjatt]

Super powerful Hindu Rashtra Army of future which will be used by Singham Modi to conquer the world.

 

[The Great One]

Kids this is a satire piece , read it and enjoy t for what it is.

You are secularist

 

[jamahir]

This article was posted under Humor section on the site, but your hate for Hindus is so strong that you are shamelessly peddling it here as some Hidden Plan.

i did give the link for you to see what section it is posted under, yes??

much better than becoming the next libya or syria right ?

eh?? what was wrong about libyan jamahiriya or syria.

You know, one of the things we can do after becoming a Hindu Rashtra is throw jamahir and his green book out into the ocean.

i am sure some pdf members want to do that right now.

Here you are again. Finding and Putting a trash which basically is ridiculing Hindu customs . So much for your socialist , secular image.

so... being socialist i must accept rss' delusions??

 

[jaatram]

i did give the link for you to see what section it is posted under, yes??

Nice cop out

 

[Diggy]

You are secularist

no no he just came here to have a little good laugh at the satire , he was tagged because he appreciates good sense of humor.

 

[T90TankGuy]

You are secularist

Yeah and a proud one at that

 

[jaatram]

so... being socialist i must accept rss' delusions??

RSS delusions? I thought it this was Satire?

 

[haviZsultan]

India is slipping further into the abyss of communal mindset. We Pakistanis as 8% of our population is migrants, extend support to all those left there that want to unite with Pakistan. My parents, my grandparents stood in the face of Hindustan hegemonial policy and always supported Pakistan-many still there vouch for Lucknow going to Pakistan. We must stand zealously against these saffron chadi walas and form a common front against them.

As a migrant myself I stand clearly with Pakistan as should all muslims left there.