It's not like the mullahs aren't getting results. They turned Iraq, a country that was attacking Iran with chemical weapons, into an ally, some say a puppet, state in a matter of a decade. They created Hezbollah in Lebanon and got them to win seats in the parliament, all while oil was around 10 dollars a barrel (when Hez was created) and Iran was almost bankrupt. In Afghanistan Iran has the unconditional support of the Northern Alliance. Armenia is extremely close to Iran. Tajikistan, despite not sharing a border with Iran, is becoming very close as well (mainly thanks to the fact that tajiks speak the exact same language as Iranians and are ethnically Persian). In Bahrain, the mullahs are only being held back by the Americans, nothing more. Most recently, Iran and Egypt, two former enemies, are starting to open up embassies in each other's countries and have economic relations.
So they're getting results, even under constant pressure, multiple rounds of sanctions and without nuclear weapons.
You have a habit of throwing out ironic and confusing statements. They're not delusional in the least bit.
“If you done it, it ain't bragging.”