One liners :)

[Hyde]

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet - Plato

 

[ptldM3]

"Say hello to my little friend" _Tony Montana

 

[xebex]

God promised to make good husbands available in all corners of the world and then He made the world round

" Blessed are those who are good husband, they shall get a free international pass"

-xebex

 

[riju78]

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

 

[mjnaushad]

"Say hello to my little friend" _Tony Montana

Hello

 

[riju78]

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

 

[mjnaushad]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

[xebex]

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... "

- Louis Hector Berlioz

 

[mjnaushad]

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith

 

[riju78]

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives

 

[Imran Khan]

izzatdar dosroon ko beizat nhi kerty .imran khan

 

[mjnaushad]

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

 

[Hyde]

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment - Buddha

 

[fawwaxs]

Don't let a few moments of foolishness mess up the rest of your life

 

[xebex]

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."