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At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet - Plato
 
"Say hello to my little friend" _Tony Montana
 
God promised to make good husbands available in all corners of the world and then He made the world round :angel:

" Blessed are those who are good husband, they shall get a free international pass":whistle:

-xebex
 
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams
 
"Say hello to my little friend" _Tony Montana
Hello :lol:
 
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
 
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
 
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... "

- Louis Hector Berlioz
 
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith
 
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives
 
izzatdar dosroon ko beizat nhi kerty .imran khan
 
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
 
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment - Buddha
 
Don't let a few moments of foolishness mess up the rest of your life
 
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
 
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