One liners :)

[xebex]

"This is my 1000th post."

FreekiN

"Today onwards FreekiN will be a senior member"

-xebex
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"An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching."

-Mohandas Gandhi

 

[riju78]

“Perform your obligatory duty, because action is indeed better than inaction.” bhagavat gita

 

[Spring Onion]

A friend to all is a friend to none - Aristotle

A friend in need is a pest indeed

 

[riju78]

my life is my message...gandhi

 

[Hyde]

Nature does nothing in vain - Aristotle

 

[Hyde]

A good decision is based on knowledge and not on numbers - Plato

A hero is born among a hundred, a wise man is found among a thousand, but an accomplished one might not be found even among a hundred thousand men - Plato

 

[riju78]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

 

[Spring Onion]

One liners please dont post paras

 

[riju78]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[xebex]

"In 21st century, the world is flat"

-Thomas friedman/ Nandan Nilekani

 

[Spring Onion]

God promised to make good husbands available in all corners of the world and then He made the world round

 

[mjnaushad]

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

 

[Hyde]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

hahahahahhahaha The quote so far....... whose quote is this?

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart - Melanie Griffith

 

[mjnaushad]

Once the game is over, The king and the pawn go back in the same box

 

[riju78]

hahahahahhahaha The quote so far....... whose quote is this?

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart - Melanie Griffith

hehe someone with a very good sense of humour i suppose!!!
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