One liners :)

[Hyde]

“Shall I not point out to you the best of virtues? It is your doing good to your daughter when she is returned to you having been divorced by her husband.” - Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)

 

[Hyde]

Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor earth two masters - Alexander the Great

 

[Avatar]

"It is a CIA, RAW, Mossad joint operation" - Sir Zaid Hamid on the Mumbai Attacks and everything else.

 

[Hyde]

don't ruin the thread please.............. i seriously wanted to create the QUOTES thread and Jana did that for me today.............. don't post B.S. in this thread.......

Would love to read quotes posted here by other members

 

[riju78]

"It is a CIA, RAW, Mossad joint operation" - Sir Zaid Hamid on the Mumbai Attacks. (and everything else)

leave zaid hamid out of this please... he is different class..it will be a lot pages if we start on his infamous quotes!

 

[Spring Onion]

and the butt was butted

sorry man you got banned

 

[riju78]

There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead.

 

[FreekiN]

"This is my 1000th post."

FreekiN

 

[riju78]

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

 

[Hyde]

one of my favourite quote that i often like to mention in my posts

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion - Alexander the Great

 

[jha]

"It is a CIA, RAW, Mossad joint operation" - Sir Zaid Hamid on the Mumbai Attacks and everything else.

hahahahahaha hilarious

 

[riju78]

"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks." —George Bush, Sr.

 

[LCA Tejas]

Give me blood, or leave me alone-mr.Mosquito

 

[Hyde]

A friend to all is a friend to none - Aristotle

 

[riju78]

“The power of God is with you at all times; through the activities of mind, senses, breathing, and emotions; and is constantly doing all the work using you as a mere instrument.” bhagavat gita