One liners :)

[Durrak]

A book is a DRUG because whenever you open it, you feel sleepy

 

[Hyde]

I fought in so many battles seeking martyrdom that there is no place in my body but have a stabbing scar by a spear, a sword or a dagger, and yet here I am, dying on my bed like an old camel dies.[101] May the eyes of the cowards never sleep. —Khalid ibn Walid

 

[Durrak]

somtimes little things hurts

 

[rosemary]

Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair....

 

[Reaper What You Sow]

When you are rolling a fat spliff don't add tobacco.

 

[roach]

There are no such things as a wrong decisions, only those the consequences of which we cannot handle.

 

[Masterchief]

GENGHIS KHAN TO CAPTURED INDIAN RULERS:IAM THE PUNISHMENT OF GOD, IF YOU HADN'T COMMITED GREAT SINS IN YOUR LIFE GOD WOULDN'T HAD SEND A PUNISHMENT LIKE ME UPON YOU

 

[fawwaxs]

You never truly love a person until the mere thought of you hurting that loved one is enough to break your own heart.

 

[SpArK]

I chased a woman for two years only to find her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.

 

[Spring Onion]

I chased a woman for two years only to find her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.

 

[Hyde]

I chased a woman for two years only to find her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.

wonderful!!......... Joke of the day

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Shaadi kar ke phans gaya yaar, acha khasa thaa Kanwara, aaha!

 

[Leonidas]

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

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The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

 

[Leonidas]

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else.

 

[Leonidas]

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

 

[friendly_troll96]

Aluf anaar Bay bakri Say sona urea!

Now that’s the most thought-provoking thing I can think of after being up all night long… deprived of sleep!