One liners :)

[friendly_troll96]

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else.

matlab suhaag raat k waqt?

 

[Leonidas]

I’m the person your mother warned you about.

 

[Leonidas]

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

 

[AZADPAKISTAN2009]

Mohammad Yousif: I have retired from Cricket..... NOT

 

[Markus]

Everything’s OK in the END. If it’s not OK, it’s not the END.

 

[Durrak]

Don't let anyone else rule your life it just makes things unhappy and depressive.

 

[Durrak]

 

[SummerWine]

"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." - Barack Obama

 

[Hyde]

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ~Frank Hubbard

 

[Huda]

“Drugs are a bet with your mind.”

 

[Choppers]

People who use other's quotes,simply lack original ideas and thinking ability..

-Choppers.

 

[rosemary]

Celebrate The Moments Of Your Life!

 

[Skies]

They are selfish who hate rain.



-unconfirmed intuition.

 

[Hyde]

Yeh aik sajdah jisay to giraan samaghta hai - hazaron Sajdo se deta hai aadmi ko nijaat - Allama Iqbal

 

[Durrak]

Friendship is when people know all about u and like u anyway..