One liners :)

[superhero]

In life be the actor not the character

---> ME

 

[Durrak]

Patience and silence r powerful energies.

Pateince make you mentally strong..!!
and
Silence make you emotionally strong

 

[Spring Onion]

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all".

 

[Durrak]

People often chnge for 2 reasons

either
they hve
learned enough
dat they want to chnge
or
they hve hurt enough
that they need
to chnge...

 

[rosemary]

here's a bunch of smilies...to brighten up your day!

 

[Spring Onion]

Interesting Signs

In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

 

[Hyde]

Marriage is a key to success

 

[Spring Onion]

Marriage is a key to success

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

 

[vsdoc]

"Your momma's so fat it would take a bedouin chieftain a week to get across her on his camel."

 

[hembo]

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

 

[hembo]

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

 

[hembo]

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

 

[rosemary]

Smile, breathe, go slowly and just relax, cuz everything is going to be fine...

 

[sur]

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all".

For the living souls, NOT the dead walking...

 

[Durrak]

Crying alone is really better than laughing with the people who hate you
but act like loving you