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Yeah, I know they are the rate deciders. My friend, when I come in, they will give way - If they don't, I am not from Punjab.

I haven't done a straight business in my life, this won't be my first rodeo.

Do factor in Hamza Shabaz & his brother-in-law ! :tup:
 
Hmmm... I thought biology and amino acids were your field. :blink:

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OK Naswaris! Listen up! I work on GENETICS, GENOMES, GENES! got it?

I love to work on food but meaning I can work out which crop will bear flower, which will not, which will give you yellow, green, white, red flowers and which will be tall, which will be a dwarf and so on...

I know a little about FOOD ANALYSIS because a portion of my masters was on it...Like which combinations are healthy and so on...BUT NOT CREATE A FOOD LINE :p
 
Yeah, I know they are the rate deciders. My friend, when I come in, they will give way - If they don't, I am not from Punjab.

I haven't done a straight business in my life, this won't be my first rodeo.

But you're not ! :woot:

Khair most of the feed is, from what I've heard, made out of ground dead chicken !
 
I can work on nutrition...YES! but I need a start!

I don't know much about chicken feed but wont take me long to find some stuff BUT people do thesis on it! I can't spit out stuff overnight!

AND no I do not work with GM food!
 
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OK Naswaris! Listen up! I work on GENETICS, GENOMES, GENES! got it?

I love to work on food but meaning I can work out which crop will bear flower, which will not, which will give you yellow, green, white, red flowers and which will be tall, which will be a dwarf and so on...

I know a little about FOOD ANALYSIS because a portion of my masters was on it...Like which combinations are healthy and so on...BUT NOT CREATE A FOOD LINE :p

Phir mere tu kisi kaam ke na hoi aap :undecided:
 
Ok, that's it. Awesome. Now you can tell me how to genetically engineer a chicken which gives 50% more meat! :D

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OK Naswaris! Listen up! I work on GENETICS, GENOMES, GENES! got it?

I love to work on food but meaning I can work out which crop will bear flower, which will not, which will give you yellow, green, white, red flowers and which will be tall, which will be a dwarf and so on...

I know a little about FOOD ANALYSIS because a portion of my masters was on it...Like which combinations are healthy and so on...BUT NOT CREATE A FOOD LINE :p
 
But you're not ! :woot:

Khair most of the feed is, from what I've heard, made out of ground dead chicken !

Yea I heard same...And hence, the different sorts of diseases people get from Mad cow to swine flu!

Ok, that's it. Awesome. Now you can tell me how to genetically engineer a chicken which gives 50% more meat! :D

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Even if that was possible, the chicken would probably cause more problems than solve!

Phir mere tu kisi kaam ke na hoi aap :undecided:

I know right?! :P
 
Yea I heard same...And hence, the different sorts of diseases people get from Mad cow to swine flu!

Heck there was a report in a local newspaper here (can't remember whether it was Dawn or News) where pictorial evidence had been given in lieu of an article written where the claim had been made that the Broiler management had hired people to lure in stray dogs, kill them, grind them up & then feed it to the chickens !

Christ thats bad ! :blink:
 
Heck there was a report in a local newspaper here (can't remember whether it was Dawn or News) where pictorial evidence had been given in lieu of an article written where the claim had been made that the Broiler management had hired people to lure in stray dogs, kill them, grind them up & then feed it to the chickens !

Christ thats bad ! :blink:

If you read my post above...I asked @Hyperion+ what he wanted in the ingredient and well all that comes under the "crap" word i used
 
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But you're not ! :woot:

Khair most of the feed is, from what I've heard, made out of ground dead chicken !

I know, that is horrible.

Btw, yara this is how I work.

Whenever I enter a business:

1. Hire the best team of lawyers and accountants. Corporate law, criminal law (special emphasis) etc etc. They are all on my payroll, even if I don't need them.
2. Research all my competition and their families all over the world. And their sentimental relationships to one another. No one is spared.
3. In Pakistan I have advantage of not needing to hire anyone to do any 'special' tasks to clear delinquent menace.

After all the research and ground work, I keep my all my business, taxes clean and clear. No funny business, unless someone comes looking for trouble. Above all, I have no moral compass, if anyone threatens my business interests.
 
i dont think i ll ever be in Senior Member's Club or Junior Think Thank:what:

too strict rules,too much suffocation:girl_wacko::lol:

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I used to be a very normal, very sweet forum troll... saying things like this to members I didn't li... sorry liked very much:
Use your brain! Use it for godsake, it is not a machine controlled by a tiny pathetic alien which is in reality a psychopath kicked out from Mars for its stupidity. It is a God-gifting thing made by Allah to think independently. If you will use it independently you may realize X member is not your father and Y member is not your mother and that may help you stop hiding behind X's dhoti and Y's sari (which may come off if you pull at the pallu so hard) and be a man.

And like this:
I am afraid the only place for a person of your caliber is a mental hospital. The raw energy, doggedness and patience required to drive a person crazy is in your possession. You are a champion but unfortunately the thing is that people of your caliber can only belong in a mental hospital with fellow terrorist thugs.

Another. I loved this one:
There are 2 people in the world. The first type are normal human beings that go about their lives like normal human beings say Pakistanis. Then there are idiots who belong to mental hospitals Ie friendly neighbors. Scratch that. There's a third person. These are those who are born in normal conditions in happy, gay, normal environments who unfortunately have a severe problem even the most seasoned brain specialist can't diagnosed. Instead of being normal human beings who do normal things like grabbing a mcdonalds for lunch and low fat milk for breakfast they feel that the only place for them is a mental hospital and beg, scream and shout to be taken there. Though I must admit such people are a special breed and I have never previously met such a character in my life earlier I must say you belong to this category with your support for X despite being a Y citizen.

You see all of this was carefully hidden in otherwise brilliant posts :laugh: @Aeronaut, @nuclearpak no one could delete those posts where it was stated that X number of people did this and Y number did this, all cool statistics, information from charts, historical background, everything... but those slyly hidden remarks got under the skin of the regular forum trolls and that was the most fun part of everything. :P

But recently I was promoted to Jr think tank. That is where my problems began... :fie:
I cannot troll the forum, pick out posts I do not like and drive the poster crazy. :cry:
 
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