Naswar Corner

[W.11]

kayko tum bangali ghalib ke sher ki aisi ki taisi karte ho.baith ke rabindro sangeet padho.

ary main ne to aik teer se do nisane maare hain

 

[ajtr]

Ummi Zainab!

thats my hubby's chosen name

 

[Dubious]

thats my hubby's chosen name

That would be you naa....Zainab ki maa!

 

[ajtr]

ary main ne to aik teer se do nisane maare hain

Haan ghalib do baar aur marr gaya iss tarah apne sher ki be-izzati dekh kar.

That would be you naa....Zainab ki maa!

yes..............

 

[W.11]

Haan ghalib do baar aur marr gaya iss tarah apne sher ki be-izzati dekh kar.

acha, main ne tamanna jo ghused dya bech main

acha tumhara hubby to pathan hai, us ne naam rakhna tha, palusha, dedar bibi jamima khan rofl etc

 

[Sugarcane]

 

[Dubious]

Hello? No one home?

 

[Armstrong]

Hello? No one home?

Messaaa Home ! What is yousaaa cooking ?

 

[Dubious]

Messaaa Home ! What is yousaaa cooking ?

Oh Shoot! I have to cook! Thanks for reminding me!

 

[Armstrong]

Oh Shoot! I have to cook! Thanks for reminding me!

Alright my Hijabi Princess.....give us a Michelin Star level dish !

 

[Dubious]

Alright my Hijabi Princess.....give us a Michelin Star level dish !

Errr...did I not mention I am a terrible cook! You would be lucky if I did not give you high bp with too much salt or make you eat a tasteless dish tasting like plastic as 1 of my collegues supervisor tells me!

 

[Armstrong]

Errr...did I not mention I am a terrible cook! You would be lucky if I did not give you high bp with too much salt or make you eat a tasteless dish tasting like plastic as 1 of my collegues supervisor tells me!

Nahiiin....!

How is this possible ? Eik Buttt (Armstrong the Buttt) ki behan ho kar cooking nahin aaatiii ! I disown you; now you will never get to be a real princess in the Playboy Republic of Butttistan !

 

[Dubious]

Nahiiin....!

How is this possible ? Eik Buttt (Armstrong the Buttt) ki behan ho kar cooking nahin aaatiii ! I disown you; now you will never get to be a real princess in the Playboy Republic of Butttistan !

I can cook...but others may not like it! I seem to have a problem with salt...kabhi kum kabhi ziada...in the end I stopped putting any...just keep a salt shakker next to yourself and put as much as you want!

BTW, the supervisor was talking about Western food...He was asking how I was getting along with the European plastic food!

 

[ajtr]

my hubby cook better than me.i never step into kitchen for cooking just for eating......

 

[Armstrong]

I can cook...but others may not like it! I seem to have a problem with salt...kabhi kum kabhi ziada...in the end I stopped putting any...just keep a salt shakker next to yourself and put as much as you want!

BTW, the supervisor was talking about Western food...He was asking how I was getting along with the European plastic food!

Abaiii daktaarniii there is a reason why salt along with the rest of those ingredients are added at a set stage of cooking ! Handi ka touu satyaaa naaas maaar diyaa ho ga !