Joke

[Sugarcane]

A teacher asks each of the kids in class what they needed at home.

Joey says "A computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."

Kimmy says "A new lawn mower." and gets a similar response.

Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need anything!"

The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected, I remember
my dad saying,"Well, that's the last thing we needed."

 

[GURU DUTT]

 

[Sugarcane]

 

[BATMAN]

Just thought I'd share this new found knowledge with you.

You are not serious! that was a joke, right?

 

[Sugarcane]

You are not serious! that was a joke, right?

Don't know which post you quoted, but everything supposed to be joke in this thread.

 

[BATMAN]

Don't know which post you quoted, but everything supposed to be joke in this thread.

post# 1756
reference: Olympics.

every thing is joke but i become doubtful becuase of your extra commnets.

'Just thought I'd share this new found knowledge with you

.
Thought better reconfirm.

 

[KRAIT]

Joke Thread....hmmmm....

LCA Tejas.

 

[BATMAN]

 

[BATMAN]

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[third eye]

A world wide survey was conducted by the UN .

Question : Would you please give your honest opinion on solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world ?

The survey was a complete failure ..

In Africa they didn't know what food was !

In India they did not know what honest meant !

In Europe they didn't know what shortage meant !

In China they did not know what opinion meant !

In the Middle East they did not know what solution meant !

In South America they couldnt understand what please implied !

.. and in USA they did not what the rest of the world meant !

 

[Spring Onion]

 

[Azizam]

 

[Levina]

Obama Vs Putin.

 

[sur]

"believers" of undirected-mutation-selection fairy tale seriously believe spoon evolved into a fork: we recently discovered intermediate specie, a spork.

A believer of undirected-mutation-selection fairy tale once wanted to grow wings to fly up in the air, so this is what he did:

If CreatorLess-Spontaneous-evolution & natural selection were true, then there won't be any fried chicken...