India: Fatwa 'bans watching cartoons'

[Aka123]

Fatwa has become a fashion these days!

 

[ranjeet]

Fatwa ko thoda Slimwa kijiye na !!!

 

[Gautam]

TOP 10 FUNNY FATWAS...

10. The Earth is flat!!
The Earth is flat and Sun revolves around it. Saudi Arabian Grand Mufti
Sheikh Ibn Baaz asserted that the earth was flat and disk-like and that the sun revolved around it. He had insisted that satellite images to the contrary were nothing but a Western conspiracy against the Islamic world!!

9. Ayatollah Khomeini Fatwa against Salman Rashdie written novel "The Satanic Verses"

8. Malaysian fatwa banning tomboys, which branded any girls who act un-ladylike (sports) as violating Islamic tenets.

7. Muhammad Al-Munajid: Bring Me the Head of Mickey Mouse!!
Mickey won’t be alone. Munajid also put a hit on Jerry from “Tom and Jerry”. Maybe they could rent a flat with Salman Rushdie!!

6. Multaqa Ahl al Hadeeth: Emoticon
fatwa.
“Emoticons are forbidden because of its imitation to Allah’s creatures whether it is original or mixture or even deformed one and since the picture is the face and the face is what makes the real picture then emoticons which represent faces that express emotions then all that add up to make them Haram.”

5. Football Fatwa

“do not play with 11 people like the
heretics, Jews, and Christians”

4. Infidal Vaccine
Vaccine is a conspiracy to make Muslims sterile. Fatwa issued!!

3. Rashad Hassan Khalil: No Nudity for Sex!
"nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage between husband and wife."

2. Sheik Ali Gomaa: Urine Fatwa
According to Egypt’s Grand Mufti, Sheikh Ali Gomaa, drinking the urine of Muhammad is deemed a great blessing. Though he later said that ot was his personal opinion.

1. Ezzat Attiya: Adult Breastfeeding in the Workplace!!

How unrelated men and women could work together in the same office, when Islam forbids men and women who aren’t married or related to be alone together? The answer: let her suckle him FIVE TIMES. Yes, that’s right, an adult female breastfeeding an adult male coworker will defuse all sexual tension in the office. See, the female worker will now be the male worker’s foster mother, and they can be alone together anytime!!

Top 10 Bizarre or*Ridiculous*Fatwas - Listverse

 

[phylumchordata]

bad news for zaid hamid and zardari brigade

 

[SRP]

What is it in cartoons that they have to give fatwa?

 

[SarthakGanguly]

TOP 10 FUNNY FATWAS...

10. The Earth is flat!!
The Earth is flat and Sun revolves around it. Saudi Arabian Grand Mufti
Sheikh Ibn Baaz asserted that the earth was flat and disk-like and that the sun revolved around it. He had insisted that satellite images to the contrary were nothing but a Western conspiracy against the Islamic world!!

9. Ayatollah Khomeini Fatwa against Salman Rashdie written novel "The Satanic Verses"

8. Malaysian fatwa banning tomboys, which branded any girls who act un-ladylike (sports) as violating Islamic tenets.

7. Muhammad Al-Munajid: Bring Me the Head of Mickey Mouse!!
Mickey won’t be alone. Munajid also put a hit on Jerry from “Tom and Jerry”. Maybe they could rent a flat with Salman Rushdie!!

6. Multaqa Ahl al Hadeeth: Emoticon
fatwa.
“Emoticons are forbidden because of its imitation to Allah’s creatures whether it is original or mixture or even deformed one and since the picture is the face and the face is what makes the real picture then emoticons which represent faces that express emotions then all that add up to make them Haram.”

5. Football Fatwa

“do not play with 11 people like the
heretics, Jews, and Christians”

4. Infidal Vaccine
Vaccine is a conspiracy to make Muslims sterile. Fatwa issued!!

3. Rashad Hassan Khalil: No Nudity for Sex!
"nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage between husband and wife."

2. Sheik Ali Gomaa: Urine Fatwa
According to Egypt’s Grand Mufti, Sheikh Ali Gomaa, drinking the urine of Muhammad is deemed a great blessing. Though he later said that ot was his personal opinion.

1. Ezzat Attiya: Adult Breastfeeding in the Workplace!!

How unrelated men and women could work together in the same office, when Islam forbids men and women who aren’t married or related to be alone together? The answer: let her suckle him FIVE TIMES. Yes, that’s right, an adult female breastfeeding an adult male coworker will defuse all sexual tension in the office. See, the female worker will now be the male worker’s foster mother, and they can be alone together anytime!!

Top 10 Bizarre or*Ridiculous*Fatwas - Listverse

This is epic.
When I first read it - I thought someone was quoting fakingnews or something...but it is real!!!

 

[CaptainJackSparrow]

Unless you watch a cartoon, how'll you know that you watched a cartoon??? Silly fatwa!

 

[Gautam]

What is it in cartoons that they have to give fatwa?

May be because “Emoticons (Cartoons) are forbidden because of its imitation to Allah’s creatures whether it is original or mixture or even deformed one and since the picture is the face and the face is what makes the real picture then emoticons (cartoons) which represent faces that express emotions then all that add up to make them Haram.”

 

[SarthakGanguly]

There should be a fatwa on giving fatwas

 

[Gautam]

There should be a fatwa on giving fatwas

I think it will be considered as "misinterpreted"

 

[eastwatch]

The Fatwabaz Mullahs have been behind the destruction of Muslim political power. They put too much of religion in every aspect of life. These guys have created Taliban power, a monster that will destroy whatever social fabrics Muslims still retain. Because of them the Muslims are so in love with 'Fasad.'

 

[Infinity]

TOP 10 FUNNY FATWAS...


1. Ezzat Attiya: Adult Breastfeeding in the Workplace!!

How unrelated men and women could work together in the same office, when Islam forbids men and women who aren’t married or related to be alone together? The answer: let her suckle him FIVE TIMES. Yes, that’s right, an adult female breastfeeding an adult male coworker will defuse all sexual tension in the office. See, the female worker will now be the male worker’s foster mother, and they can be alone together anytime!!

Top 10 Bizarre or*Ridiculous*Fatwas - Listverse

I liked this Fatwa.............But no female co-woker in my office

 

[Beerbal]

Have you seen horses which carry cart? They are forced to see only straight, The side view is blocked by metal sheets..


The Moulanas are trying to block side views, These Moulanas are making sure that a Muslim should only see strainght, be focused to the implementation of Dar-ul-harab

 

[Yeti]

Someone should issue a fatwa on the idiots who give such silly fatwas now that would be funny

 

[dray]

So now cartoons are banning cartoons??