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This is epic.TOP 10 FUNNY FATWAS...
10. The Earth is flat!!
The Earth is flat and Sun revolves around it. Saudi Arabian Grand Mufti
Sheikh Ibn Baaz asserted that the earth was flat and disk-like and that the sun revolved around it. He had insisted that satellite images to the contrary were nothing but a Western conspiracy against the Islamic world!!
9. Ayatollah Khomeini Fatwa against Salman Rashdie written novel "The Satanic Verses"
8. Malaysian fatwa banning tomboys, which branded any girls who act un-ladylike (sports) as violating Islamic tenets.
7. Muhammad Al-Munajid: Bring Me the Head of Mickey Mouse!!
Mickey won’t be alone. Munajid also put a hit on Jerry from “Tom and Jerry”. Maybe they could rent a flat with Salman Rushdie!!
6. Multaqa Ahl al Hadeeth: Emoticon
fatwa.
“Emoticons are forbidden because of its imitation to Allah’s creatures whether it is original or mixture or even deformed one and since the picture is the face and the face is what makes the real picture then emoticons which represent faces that express emotions then all that add up to make them Haram.”
5. Football Fatwa
“do not play with 11 people like the
heretics, Jews, and Christians”
4. Infidal Vaccine
Vaccine is a conspiracy to make Muslims sterile. Fatwa issued!!
3. Rashad Hassan Khalil: No Nudity for Sex!
"nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage between husband and wife."
2. Sheik Ali Gomaa: Urine Fatwa
According to Egypt’s Grand Mufti, Sheikh Ali Gomaa, drinking the urine of Muhammad is deemed a great blessing. Though he later said that ot was his personal opinion.
1. Ezzat Attiya: Adult Breastfeeding in the Workplace!!
How unrelated men and women could work together in the same office, when Islam forbids men and women who aren’t married or related to be alone together? The answer: let her suckle him FIVE TIMES. Yes, that’s right, an adult female breastfeeding an adult male coworker will defuse all sexual tension in the office. See, the female worker will now be the male worker’s foster mother, and they can be alone together anytime!!
Top 10 Bizarre or*Ridiculous*Fatwas - Listverse
What is it in cartoons that they have to give fatwa?
There should be a fatwa on giving fatwas![]()
TOP 10 FUNNY FATWAS...
1. Ezzat Attiya: Adult Breastfeeding in the Workplace!!
How unrelated men and women could work together in the same office, when Islam forbids men and women who aren’t married or related to be alone together? The answer: let her suckle him FIVE TIMES. Yes, that’s right, an adult female breastfeeding an adult male coworker will defuse all sexual tension in the office. See, the female worker will now be the male worker’s foster mother, and they can be alone together anytime!!
Top 10 Bizarre or*Ridiculous*Fatwas - Listverse