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Bharat Mama to Turn Aryan White by 2045

LoL. have seen some of those "amazing direction skills" on Star Utsav. it make me laugh every time i encounter these scenes while randomly changing channels.

He obviously hates Hindus and Hinduism. Who else would make movies that awful?

I am but for a 10-12 volumes series ? i don't think so. also, i am not that interested in details. just the summarized version (2-3 books maximum) to know the basic story.

I agree; it's heavy lifting. I was really interested in the minute details; learnt them from our Brahmin cook, who would finish cooking (and serving) lunch, and bathe, eat and settle down to reciting it in the afternoon. I was a fascinated spectator, and he was happy to have such an engaged audience. It was fabulous; of course, it took months to do either of these.

and that comprises of how many volumes ?

One - each. :enjoy:

I LOVE her Mahabharata.

exactly what i was going to ask. it state figures (e.g; ages and number of troops) which are too much to be true (hard to digest). e.g; Ramayna says that Dasrat ruled ayodhya for 30,000 years. similarly when Ram fought 14,000 rakhshahs single handedly. though i don't want to hurt sentiments of fellow hindus by calling Ramayna a fairy tale, i am only saying that "some of it's parts" seems too much.

For Heavens' sakes!

It was obviously based on some core facts. When you read the Ramayana, read it as an allegory of good and evil, Abu Hamza goes to Ayodhya kind of thing.

Sure i can. take your time. and thanks alot.

On the job

by Painting our faces black ? :-)

All this just because Pakistanis are fairer and better looking than the bharti's:D, the limits extremist Hindus will go to rid themselves of thier deep seated complex of bieng inferior to Muslims, specially Pakistanis:lol:, theres one snag though, u have a formula for turning white but how will u increase ur hieght, built n features to match the martial built n hard patriacal features of Pakistanis????, maybe send batches of ur little ugly brahmin women to Pakistan??? but then we would just put them upto cleaning sewers.....lol when u realize that an average Pakistani from no special lineage or leading class family is racially superior to the ultimate super duper brahmin race of india is when u begin to understand the pain rss is in.

It's people like you who keep the RSS in business.
 
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Yet all of Pakistan and Bangladesh was smashed out of India. Then we took half of Kashmir and all the northern areas by force. Sit on that and swivel
Nasty man.

Think what that swivelling will do to the delicate parts of his anatomy.

You aren't a proctologist, by any chance? Looking for business?

You guys dont pay much attention to map of J/K do you ?

If you look at map of kashmir you will realize that Whole Kashmir and Valley is under Indian control, 100%.

Pakistan have Pahari Mirpuri Region under its control. Ethinic Kashmiris Consider Mirpuri/Paharis as non kashmiri or Punjabis.

Gilgit baltistan is as alien to Kashmiris as China or Turkstan is, both culturally and ethnically.

China controls eastern part of Leh district which is again Different from kashmiris due to their Tibetan barman race, Buddhist religion and culture.

Kargil district was actually part of Baltistan as its still 50% Muslim thus more closer to baltistan than Leh or Kashmir.

Jammu is considered Extinction of Punjab or light skinned Punjabis but you can see Dardic Blood in Jamwals as well just like kashmiris, its not uncommon to see Hazel or Light eyed People in jammu division.

Regards.

All this just because Pakistanis are fairer and better looking than the bharti's:D, the limits extremist Hindus will go to rid themselves of thier deep seated complex of bieng inferior to Muslims, specially Pakistanis:lol:, theres one snag though, u have a formula for turning white but how will u increase ur hieght, built n features to match the martial built n hard patriacal features of Pakistanis????, maybe send batches of ur little ugly brahmin women to Pakistan??? but then we would just put them upto cleaning sewers.....lol when u realize that an average Pakistani from no special lineage or leading class family is racially superior to the ultimate super duper brahmin race of india is when u begin to understand the pain rss is in.
Hi there,

RSS walas consider pakistanis as lower people because you accepted islam. They look up to Spanish peole, Russians, Chinese and More importantly jews because they have defeated "Muslims".

On Brahmins, we dont send our women to enemies that practice is exclusive to Your community as we see history of your region.

But i have seen many pakistani women doing "Bitch Work"(as you said) in India for Some money, vina malik is first to come in my mind out of hundreds of Models and Actresses who are living in fashion centers of South Bombay, Pune, Banglore and Greater Noida.

I know its hard for you based on your Jati but Try to be respectful next time when you talk about women and other tribes of South Asia.

Regards.
 
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One - each. :enjoy:

I LOVE her Mahabharata.

Then i will definitely go for it. You see, i am a lazy person who love reading books. :D

For Heavens' sakes!

It was obviously based on some core facts. When you read the Ramayana, read it as an allegory of good and evil, Abu Hamza goes to Ayodhya kind of thing.

I should have known that before reading Ramayna but, i can still analyze the story in that way. :enjoy:

It's people like you who keep the RSS in business.

See. India needs us. :azn:
 
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Only thing ISPR can do is write articles . No wonder they got half their country(by population) smacked outta them.

If you think Nadeem F Paracha is ISPR then sorry but all I can do is :lol:. The guy takes the pi** out of everyone first and foremost Pakistanis.
 
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You guys dont pay much attention to map of J/K do you ?

If you look at map of kashmir you will realize that Whole Kashmir and Valley is under Indian control, 100%.

Pakistan have Pahari Mirpuri Region under its control. Ethinic Kashmiris Consider Mirpuri/Paharis as non kashmiri or Punjabis.

Gilgit baltistan is as alien to Kashmiris as China or Turkstan is, both culturally and ethnically.

China controls eastern part of Leh district which is again Different from kashmiris due to their Tibetan barman race, Buddhist religion and culture.

Kargil district was actually part of Baltistan as its still 50% Muslim thus more closer to baltistan than Leh or Kashmir.

Jammu is considered Extinction of Punjab or light skinned Punjabis but you can see Dardic Blood in Jamwals as well just like kashmiris, its not uncommon to see Hazel or Light eyed People in jammu division.

Regards.


Hi there,

RSS walas consider pakistanis as lower people because you accepted islam. They look up to Spanish peole, Russians, Chinese and More importantly jews because they have defeated "Muslims".

On Brahmins, we dont send our women to enemies that practice is exclusive to Your community as we see history of your region.

But i have seen many pakistani women doing "Bitch Work"(as you said) in India for Some money, vina malik is first to come in my mind out of hundreds of Models and Actresses who are living in fashion centers of South Bombay, Pune, Banglore and Greater Noida.

I know its hard for you based on your Jati but Try to be respectful next time when you talk about women and other tribes of South Asia.

Regards.
As you are happy in your own little world it's fine by everyone. Keep patting yourself on the back
 
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You guys dont pay much attention to map of J/K do you ?

If you look at map of kashmir you will realize that Whole Kashmir and Valley is under Indian control, 100%.

Pakistan have Pahari Mirpuri Region under its control. Ethinic Kashmiris Consider Mirpuri/Paharis as non kashmiri or Punjabis.

Gilgit baltistan is as alien to Kashmiris as China or Turkstan is, both culturally and ethnically.

China controls eastern part of Leh district which is again Different from kashmiris due to their Tibetan barman race, Buddhist religion and culture.

Kargil district was actually part of Baltistan as its still 50% Muslim thus more closer to baltistan than Leh or Kashmir.

Jammu is considered Extinction of Punjab or light skinned Punjabis but you can see Dardic Blood in Jamwals as well just like kashmiris, its not uncommon to see Hazel or Light eyed People in jammu division.

Regards.


Hi there,

RSS walas consider pakistanis as lower people because you accepted islam. They look up to Spanish peole, Russians, Chinese and More importantly jews because they have defeated "Muslims".

On Brahmins, we dont send our women to enemies that practice is exclusive to Your community as we see history of your region.

But i have seen many pakistani women doing "Bitch Work"(as you said) in India for Some money, vina malik is first to come in my mind out of hundreds of Models and Actresses who are living in fashion centers of South Bombay, Pune, Banglore and Greater Noida.

I know its hard for you based on your Jati but Try to be respectful next time when you talk about women and other tribes of South Asia.

Regards.


PERFECT. :yahoo:

Yes you can. But it depends from person to person. Just like for Muslims. It's just that in India, specially Hindus can talk openly whereas in Pakistan nobody can as there is blasphemy law. Again it is person dependent like few Hindus eat beef, few actually treat cows with utmost respect and care and few just see it as an attack on their religion.
Hinduism is old and incorporated fairy tales, customs, rituals, religious texts, caste system, etc with time. Unlike Islam, Hindus vary in their beliefs and customs. This helps in removing things like caste system which got deep rooted may be a 1000 year back.

Good post.

The hardening of the caste system has been traced genetically, through DNA analysis, to roughly the Gupta period, 300-400 AD. It started then, and took a long time to come to its present shape; the last impetus was probably that of the British ethnographer-administrators, who insisted that their snapshots must represent permanent, fixed reality.

Please also take a look at posts by @Juggernaut_is_here; you will find them interesting and supportive of your view.

@RealNapster

Ramayana and Mahabharata are both products of the immediate post-Buddha Age (400 BC onwards) Tales of magical, supernatural feats, ridiculously long human longevity are peppered through out the story to make Brahamanic/Vedic/Hindu personalities look better and more capable than Buddha, arahants and "coming" Bodhisattvas....In a society drenched in magical world view (even till now), being a skillful narrator of fantastic stories (either Brahmin guilds or Buddhist monasteries) means access to donations,riches and lordship of the mind of the people...............


but interestingly the farther back in time you go, the less supernatural the Brahmanic/Vedic scriptures become .....The Vedic Scriptures are quite explicit that achieving 100 years in age is a supreme feat and the one person among the Vedic Aryans who lived the longest, one Aitereya Mahidasa, managed to survive till the age of 116 years. The Chandogya Upanishad (one of the two Up. that are pre-Buddha) mentions that that the achievement of 116 years of longevity was extremely rare, and the said Brahmin priest achieved it after countless Yajnas...



As long as the Vedic Aryans were relatively unmixed, whiter, more caucasoid , their scriptures remained rooted in reality as much as possible...In Rig Veda there is almost no mention of supernatural,magical feats in the human realm....almost all mentions of supernatural feats happen in the realm of the Gods, except for may be Kesin Sukta and the Sukta mentioning the birth of Agastya (debatable)


The first few generations of Vedic Aryans probably looked more like Pamiri Tajiks than any Brahmin clan present in India or Pakistan

Vedic Aryans were part of a much larger Indo-European stream that conquered Eurasia....You cannot be a conqueror, if you donot have a firm grip on Reality..its just not possible...else you will think your magic powers will save you but you will ultimately be decimated by a people with much bigger contact patch with Reality.

Case to the point: Magic believing Druids being genocided by much more rational Roman legionnaires

The religion of the Rig Veda is based on cattle raids, conquests and warfare on chariots and not passive ways of inculcating magical powers such as sitting in meditation 14 hours a day for 14 years straight....if anything the earliest Vedic Aryans were slightly more rational than modern day Hindus

But as time went on both the Vedic Aryans and their scriptures were swamped by the magic believing pre-Aryan inhabitants of the subcontinent ................and now we have Brahmins who are just as much into a magical world view as the original aboriginals

The first people who started to question the veracity of all these fantastical tales were Bengali Hindu monks coming out during the thick of the Bengali Renaissance....Vivekananda pointed out that going by the evidence only Parikshit and Janmenjaya (sons and grand-sons of heroes of Mahabharata) can be considered historical, and the whole tale of Mahabharata is a grand lie invented by them

More importantly he said that religious figures, yogis,swamis,Babas have routinely lied in order to teach some "spiritual" or "moral" truths


Harvard Indologist Michael Witzel takes a more nuanced view, he says that Mahabharata (Mbh) is a mythologized version of the very real historical Battle of the Ten Kings (BoTK) which took place on the banks of the Ravi river....the Fictionalized account of BoTK was probably first narrated during the formation of the Kuru state whose first kings were Parikshit, Janmenjaya.......they may have wanted to make their ancestors the heroes of a fantastic battle in order to strengthen then legitimacy of their rule

the BoTK took place most probably around 1360 BC and the Kuru State was formed most probably around 1200 BC

ohh yess BoTK just featured normal men, normal bronze weapons, normal horses (kind of like Appaloosa variety) and it didnot feature supernormal weapons, magic, supramundane powers or suprahuman feats :D


@Brahmarshi

Sure Buddhism is better than the horrendous Pauranic Hinduism (Puranas) that runs amock all over India when it comes to rationality...but it still cannot hold a light to proto-Rational Indian Charvaka or full-blown post-Enlightenment European Rationalism


Buddhism is very close to pre-Buddhist Hinduism/Brahmanism in so far that it acknowledges that Consciousness precedes Matter, Consciousness creates Matter ...But it has a very subtle roundabout way of stating this which makes Buddhism extra-hard to debunk...but that doesnot necessarily make it true

Only Charvaka stated that the Brain generates Consciousness....whereas the Buddhist belief is more like the Brain is a transistor receiver of Consciousness (this notion has been thoroughly debunked in the NeuroScience blog theNess)

I think that's also the more rational position---I was nothing before I was born, I will be nothing after death...No rebirth, reincarnation,heaven.Hell,Purgatory,Bardo,existence as bodyless ghost etc....

Death is the ultimate Nirvana/Nibbanna



Since you talk of ancestors , I have a funny brain twister for you which troubles even the best of population scientists

Your parents are one generation removed from you ...so they are two in number = 2^1
your grand parents are 2 generations removed from you so they are four in number = 2^2

similarly the 40th generation removed from you you should have 2^40 ancestors OR (2^41-2^40)--which is the same thing


40 generations removed from you is around 1,000 years before
which effectively means that you had 1.1 trillion ancestors roaming on the Earth at the same time during 1000-1017 AD

That's not even possible!!!!! that each one of us had 1.1 trillion ancestors walking on Earth during the time of Ghazni ....world population at that time was 300 million....and the total amount of human beings who have ever walked the earth since the last 200,000 years is a mere 116 Billion

A lot of incest and polygamy must have gone on´!!!!! this is a question that goes out to all PDF ers..how do you account for this discrepancy?

This is why I have a simple rule of thumb of not bothering about ancestors beyond seven Generations :D


@Joe Shearer Please do correct me if my dating is wrong

I am enjoying myself too much to do any dating. You are right on target. You and a few more relieve me immensely; from this point on, I think I shall take a back seat and enjoy my senior citizen status.

It feels good.

Thank you very much. Also @rishav and @Peshwa and @AshishDelhi.

Now if only I could get you guys away from RSS think.

PS: And @Brahmarshi as well. I am so proud of all of you for your recent posts.
 
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A medical group linked with the Rashtriya Swayamsewak Sangh (RSS) has devised a way to help dark-skinned parents produce fair babies, The Wire news portal reported recently.


The Wire said Arogya Bharati (AB) an RSS-linked group has promised prospective dark-skinned parents who undergo its workshop and procedures, “babies … with fair complexion”.


This has certainly given the famous 'India Shining' slogan a whole new meaning because according to RSS the only gold worth its shine is white gold. The AB foresees an India which will be 99.9 percent Hindu white by the year 2045.



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A leading member of the AB, Dr. Ram Lal Yoda, a self-described spiritual botanist by profession, told The Wire that till 2000 years ago, all Hindus were whiter than today's authentic Caucasian Swedes and Ice Landers. He added that sadly, the ancient Hindus began to turn wheatish in colour after the invading Greek army under Alexander The Great introduced the damaging joys of sun-tanning in the region.


Another scientist belonging to the AB and RSS, Dr. Yoginath Gopal Doodh Pati (an astrological physicist, nuclear palmist and joyous lyncher) in his recent book, 'Superior Aryan Flatulent Techniques',suggests that after turning golden-brown, the Hindus began to turn dark from the 14th century AD. This was a period when Muslim invaders from Mars began to conquer and subdue the more advanced Hindus of India with the help of black magic which could not be broken by the white magic of fair-skinned Hindus.


Dr. Doodh Pati also claims that the green-blooded Muslim invaders forced the Hindus to play polo on cows under the hot Indian sun till they all became black. This blackness then seeped into their DNA making their babies black as well; blackening the fortunes of this once mighty white race of authentic Aryans with really long names.


Darkness engulfed the inhabitants of Bharat Mama with every part of its body becoming dark. Nevertheless, its soul remained fair and lovely. The Muslim invaders could not darken it. However, well known Pakistani philosopher, psychologist and pharmacist, Orio McBlue Janam, recently claimed that at one point the dark Hindus actually managed to blacken a Muslim king by stealing his favourite umbrella. The Muslim king refused to use any other umbrella during hunting trips and thus became blackened by the sun and stopped being Martian green. That king was Akbar.


Mr. Orio in his 2015 book, 'Malala is not a true Martian' wrote that had it not been for some wise old Martians such as Nasim Hijazi and some guy called Chang in Akbar's court, the dark Hindus would have been able to make silly old Akbar to reverse the policy of making Hindus play polo under the hot Indian sun.


The once white Hindus remained jet black throughout Martian Muslim rule. What's worse is that they got even darker when the blue-blooded British invaded India from Venus and banned a most peaceful Hindu ritual, Sati.


In his book, Dr. Doodh Pati, wrote that even though the Hindus finally defeated the British and sent them back to Venus, treacherous Hindus such as Mahatma Gandhi agreed to the Muslim demand for their own separate abode. Dr. Pati thinks that unfortunately, instead of the Muslims, some misguided white-souled Hindus sent Gandhi to Mars where he continues to live as a tomato farmer.

Recently when some reporters asked Dr. Pati exactly how he plans to make dark Hindus bear white babies, he replied: 'By 2045, every Hindu in Bharat Mama will be whiter than Boris Johnson, blonder than Donald Trump, and more handsome than Captain America. Just like PM Modi, whose DNA we will use in our whitening procedure.'


When a reporter said that Mr. Modi is just like any other South Asian, Dr. Pati claimed that Modi was actually Caucasian with deep blue eyes and egg yoke blonde hair. 'He is the real Superman!', he exclaimed. Dr. Pati asked his assistant, Amar, to throw out the two treacherous reporters (Akbar and Anthony).


Then after watching PM Modi approach, Dr. Pati picked up the mic and shouted, 'My soon-to-be-white Hindus and Hindies, Sadus and Veggies, look! Up in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane ... no, it's Modi maaaan!'



The writer is a Pakistani journalist, cultural critic and satirist. He is the author of a detailed book on Pakistan’s ideological, political & social history, called ‘End of the Past.’
Email nadeemfparacha@gmail.com.


http://hilal.gov.pk/index.php/layouts/item/2819-bharat-mama-to-turn-aryan-white-by-2045
The Wire said Arogya Bharati (AB) an RSS-linked group has promised prospective dark-skinned parents who undergo its workshop and procedures, “babies … with fair complexion”.

hahaha the skin colour inferiority complex is real.
 
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You guys dont pay much attention to map of J/K do you ?

If you look at map of kashmir you will realize that Whole Kashmir and Valley is under Indian control, 100%.

Pakistan have Pahari Mirpuri Region under its control. Ethinic Kashmiris Consider Mirpuri/Paharis as non kashmiri or Punjabis.

Gilgit baltistan is as alien to Kashmiris as China or Turkstan is, both culturally and ethnically.

China controls eastern part of Leh district which is again Different from kashmiris due to their Tibetan barman race, Buddhist religion and culture.

Kargil district was actually part of Baltistan as its still 50% Muslim thus more closer to baltistan than Leh or Kashmir.

Jammu is considered Extinction of Punjab or light skinned Punjabis but you can see Dardic Blood in Jamwals as well just like kashmiris, its not uncommon to see Hazel or Light eyed People in jammu division.

Regards.


Hi there,

RSS walas consider pakistanis as lower people because you accepted islam. They look up to Spanish peole, Russians, Chinese and More importantly jews because they have defeated "Muslims".

On Brahmins, we dont send our women to enemies that practice is exclusive to Your community as we see history of your region.

But i have seen many pakistani women doing "Bitch Work"(as you said) in India for Some money, vina malik is first to come in my mind out of hundreds of Models and Actresses who are living in fashion centers of South Bombay, Pune, Banglore and Greater Noida.

I know its hard for you based on your Jati but Try to be respectful next time when you talk about women and other tribes of South Asia.

Regards.


It's too bad that in western countries your women don't even look at you let alone speak with you. They would take a Pakistani over one of their own Indian males any day. Seen it in nyc and the U.K. You can tell yourself whatever you'd like but reality tends to set in once you log off the forum.
 
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It's too bad that in western countries your women don't even look at you let alone speak with you. They would take a Pakistani over one of their own Indian males any day. Seen it in nyc and the U.K. You can tell yourself whatever you'd like but reality tends to set in once you log off the forum.

Kashmiri Pandits dont even marry other Brahmins, let alone outsiders. Exception can be from punjab, Haryana or Himachal.

I have relatives in Chicago and Atlanta since last 3 generation and they all married into KP families.

Women in our community is far more proud than males according to my own observation.

What about pakistani women ? I have heard that most of your owmen pick Turkish or Arabic males above your own. In fact i know one couple from UK where male is an Ahmedzai Pashtun from Afghanistan and His wife is an Awan/Arian punjabi from Pakistan.
Indeed,reality tends to set in once you log off the forum.
 
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Kashmiri Pandits dont even marry other Brahmins, let alone outsiders. Exception can be from punjab, Haryana or Himachal.

I have relatives in Chicago and Atlanta since last 3 generation and they all married into KP families.

Women in our community is far more proud than males according to my own observation.

What about pakistani women ? I have heard that most of your owmen pick Turkish or Arabic males above your own. In fact i know one couple from UK where male is an Ahmedzai Pashtun from Afghanistan and His wife is an Awan/Arian punjabi from Pakistan.
Indeed,reality tends to set in once you log off the forum.

There is no such thing as awan/arian my low class gao mata mutar drinking fraaand. Regarding Indian women and especially the inferiority complexed ridden ones, they take anything that's a shade lighter. Your kashmiri pandits are at best comparable to our Sindhi population. There is absolutely nothing that sets you apart from a bhaiyya in my eyes.
 
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There is no such thing as awan/arian my low class gao mata mutar drinking fraaand. Regarding Indian women and especially the inferiority complexed ridden ones, they take anything that's a shade lighter. Your kashmiri pandits are at best comparable to our Sindhi population. There is absolutely nothing that sets you apart from a bhaiyya in my eyes.

We dont care what others think about us, thats sign of inferiority cimplex. You can call me even south Indian or Minda, you will have no reaction from me.

Onside note, Kashmiri Peiple be it Muslim or Hindu refer People from Pakistan as giٚshom Punjabi. While i dont belive in recism i though it was my duty to educate you what my people think avout yours.

I should not waste my time on guy with such pathetic online history like you, its below my KP standard.

So lets end ourconversation here and save our and others Data.
 
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