I get your point. All he wants is the establishment of a so called Khilafa so that he can be the supreme leader and nobody can question the autocracy. Ahmed Quraishi will be deputy Khalifa and Hamid Gul the commander of his revolutionary forces.
I am yet to get a response from his supporters on the point that he has claimed that the maulvis got Yusuf killed in Kot Lakhpat. He has made allegations of murder against a bunch of people without what he deems necessary as "Sharia" proof.
Some guy wrote this humorous satire of Chowk
Islamic Emirate of Hind
Author: user "barristerakc" on Chowk.com
Tables are set and as soon as the golden doors of Presidential House recently named, Awan-e-Brasstacks opens, President of Islamic Emirates of Hind, General Hamid Gul and Prime Minister Imran Khan walks out waiving hands.
Meanwhile, 16 left wing liberals of defeatist mentality are scarified at the doors for sadqa.
While sitting beneath the new head of state, Mohammad Bin Qasims picture; Joint Chief of Staff and Supreme Commander of Pakistan Army, eight-stared general, General Hazrat Zaid Hamid (may peace with him) is sitting at his new headquarters in Delhi playing RISK (recently he has conquered 68 countries in sixty seconds for which he has given himself forty new gold medals). By the Way, since his nineteenth attempt to conquer India failed; he has graciously renamed GHQ and Pindi as Delhi and asked the rest of majlis-e-shura to rename Islamabad as, New Delhi and Pakistan as Hind which was promptly accepted to satisfy egos. Allll izzz Well!!!
Recently General Zaid Hamid who has an additional charge of finance ministry apart from being the Sip-e-Salar (Commander in Chief) has announced a new fiscal and finance policy inspired by his own lectures on Zionist Economic Model where he has renamed Rupee as Dinar (1 Dinar = $100 USD) ; has closed and nationalized all banks (local and foreign) and insuring companies; millions of bankers and jobless were accommodated to Israel and US and were given a piece of gold with the pretext that its value would never go down. In his budget speech he has vowed, that the Zionist Conspirators are still weakening Pakistan economically and when someone asked, WHY? his response was, Its people who are the Yahoodi Zionist Neo-Con Black Water Conspirators.
The recent legislation moved by establishment has amended article 6 of the constitution and from now onward people who use the following words, why, what, kyoon, kesay, secular, equality, discrimination would be declared traitor and had committed high-treason.
Maria B. of he doesnt stop me from anything fame is the new cultural ameerun and has recently conducted Lesbian Fashion Week where she paraded naked and slick models on ramps much to the disgust of the newly converts HSY, Tariq Ameen and Tony who had earlier requested Maria to hold a unisex event; they wanted naked men to be paraded. Deepak Perwani inspired by you can do anything is the newest convert and has finally settled down and married, Naswar Khan of my name is Khan and I am not gay repute.
Ali Azmat who recently got a gift of new hair-piece has ordered the execution of Salman Ahmed on the pretext of his infamous YouTube video. Ali Azmat is the new information minister. His recent reforms is to close all private television except AAG TV; amongst other reforms Ali Azmat has also claimed to developed a song which would seriously effect the frequency of drones flying up to 25,000 feet for which he was awarded Guilt Free Passes for two at Diamond Market, Lahore.
Nadeem F.Paracha whose leading a Che styled gorilla movement and heads, Tahreek-e-Tahafuz-e-Jerks of Pakistan was recently interviewed by BBC (Bharti Broadcasting Corporation) has threatened to sent out dozens of suicidal alcoholics until and unless his smokers corner piece is not restored at Dawn.
Shireen Mazari is the new foreign minister and is on the tour inspecting the recently found samples of lentils found to be of Indian origin found in Karachi. Mrs.Mazari has toured, Karachi, Islamabad, Jhelam and Orakzai Agency on "his" (yes, she's really a man) foreign tours since the rest of the Real Foreign Counties are now considered, Enemies of the Emirates.
Imran Khan the new prime minister has issued his first statement condemning himself and his own policies and has demanded President Hameed Gul of actually handing 58 (2b) to him. On reminding Imran Khan that he already has 58 (2b) ; Imran Khan has blamed former President Mushraff for all the constitutional mess-ups.
Islamic Emirates of Hinds has founding father is Mohammad Bin Qasim and Zaid Hamid who has special constitutional guarantees. The economy now depends on poppy fields; a state sponsored program to avenge the death of Salauddin Ayubi.
A banner just outside the awan-e-hind reads, Jo Amerika ka yaar hai woh ghaddar hai while China has successfully replaced USA as the only super-power couple of decades ago.
this is the writer's first try to write fiction and colors dooms day scenario.
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