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I just received a really funny joke on SMS. I hope my pakistani friends do not get offended !! Sharing for fun...



A man shoots a dog to save a lady.

Media:- INDIAN SAVED the LADY!!
Man :- I am not an Indian.
Media:- FOREIGNER SAVED the LADY!!
Man :- I am a Pakistani.
Media :- TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!
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I just received a really funny joke on SMS. I hope my pakistani friends do not get offended !! Sharing for fun...



A man shoots a dog to save a lady.

Media:- INDIAN SAVED the LADY!!
Man :- I am not an Indian.
Media:- FOREIGNER SAVED the LADY!!
Man :- I am a Pakistani.
Media :- TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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Ek Din Aap Yoon Humko Mil Jayenge
Phool Hi Phool Raahon Mein Khil Jayenge
Maine Socha Na Tha

Ek Din Zindagi Itni Hogi Haseen
Jhoomega Aasmaan Gaayegi Ye Zameen
Ek Din Zindagi Itni Hogi Haseen
Jhoomega Aasmaan Gaayegi Ye Zameen
Maine Socha Na Tha
 
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Now only watch the film extra terrestial or E.T . A film by stephen sphelperg. What a movie. I dont know how he make this movie in 1980
 
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bas yaar theek hon......... aap sunao :)

bas kahin jaane wala hon thori dair main waise
 
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Zaki tumharay liye poetry ,kiya yad karogay apni gf ko dedicate kardena


apnay ehsas say chhoo ker mujhay sandal kerdo
main k sadiyoo say adhoora hoo mukamal kerdo

na tumhay hosh rahy na mujhay hosh rahy
is qader toot k chaho mujhay pagal kerdo

tum hateli ko mere piyar ki mehndi say rango
apni aankho mainmere naam ka kajol kerdo

is k saye main mere khuab dehak uthtay hain
mere chahere per chamakta hoa anchal kerdo

dhoop hi dhoop ho main toot ker berso mujh per
is qader berso meri Rooh ko jal thal kado

jesay sehrao main her shaam hawa chalti hay
is terha mujh main chalo or mujhay thal kerdo

tum chhupalo mera dil oot main apnay dil k
or mujhay meri nigaho say bhi ojhal kerdo

masla hoo to nigahain na churao mujh say
apni chahat say tawaja say mujhay hal kerdo

apnay gum say kaho her wqt mere sath rahy
ek ahsaan kero is ko musalsal kerdo

mujh per cha jao kisi aag ki soorat jana
or meri zaat ko sookha hoa jangle kerdo
 
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