Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[IndoCarib]

 

[Emmie]

kindly translate please...?

English translation would ruin the fun, I think Roman Urdu would serve the need more.

" Mein Ne Kaha Tha Ke Pepsi 65 Ke Ker Do "

Its actually related to a pepsi add here in Pakistan.

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"Garam Hamaam"..... 'Hamaam' means Bagnio (Turkish bath)..... Garam Hamaam means a bagnio where hot water is available. Dont know about India but here in Pakistan we have barber shops with a bath room attached, often located near railway stations.

 

[VelocuR]

Advanced technology camel with Indian soldier joint exercise with airforce.

 

[Mosamania]

 

[Mosamania]

Gotta love bureaucracy.. And I thought KSA was bad jeeesh.

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I totally freaking agree. (Skyrim is promising though)

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[Mosamania]

 

[Mosamania]

The logic of Angrybirds :

 

[Mosamania]

Damn you Twilight

 

[Mosamania]

YESSS we can finally catch him

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^^^ Alfred quote from the latest Batman movie.

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Do you get it??

NO?? Google : Minecraft

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Buster... Welcome to the ugly world of PDF...

Buster is a character from the Children animation "Arthur" I used it's theme song to push me though high school lol.

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Never EVER EVER watch a movie with your parents regardless of the awkward romantic scenes where you act like you are doing something else or you don't get it and everyone is pretending like yeah lets talk about something irrelevant. THIS is extremely annoying.

 

[MastanKhan]

Did this two time in my School life lol One for coming late to class and one time for talking in the class

Hi,

So the year is 1967---I am a young kid going to school @ Sadiq public school --bahawalpur and staying the boarding----the brand new buliding junior house I believe---so one night---two tables have a bet----whosoever finished first is a sissy---there were 8 kids to a table----we were stupid---the other table were clever---they left one guy to compete with us----Gulzar---we used to call him Gulzari Nanda---.

So first we finished the curry---they sent the cook to another boarding house---we got the curry---thenm the naan bread finished---they got that too----the house mistress MRS MALIK---she is sitting there and waiting for us calmly------all other kids are gone for about 45 minutes----and Gluzar is slowly eating keeping up with us----. About an hour after the mess time---she gets tired asks us to finsih and come see her in front of her office----and to Gulzar she says you can go your room-----.

So we trundle in front of her office---10 years old---bellies stuffed with food----she asks who's idea it was---we keep quite----well our punishment was----ISPRO for 15 minute----yes sir---that is what we were made to do on a full stomach---bending over arms through the legs---holding our ear----it was terrible---but we did it.

 

[Roybot]

Advanced technology camel with Indian soldier joint exercise with airforce.

Electric Traction Pakistan Ranger camel. You guys are giving us stiff competition

 

[RazPaK]

Hi,

So the year is 1967---I am a youn kid going to school @ Sadiq public school --bahawalpur and staying the boarding----the brand new buliding junior house I believe---so one night---two tables have a bet----whosoever finished first is a sissy---there were 8 kids to a table----we were stupid---the other table were clever---they left one guy to compete with us----Gulzar---we used to call him Gulzari Nanda---.

So first we finished the curry---they sent the cook to another boarding house---we got the curry---thenm the naan bread finished---they got that too----the house mistress MRS MALIK---she is sitting there and waiting for us calmly------all other kids are gone for about 45 minutes----and Gluzar is slowly eating keeping up with us----. About an hour after the mess time---she gets tired asks us to finsih and come see her in front of her office----and to Gulzar she says you can go your room-----.

So we trundle in front of her office---10 years old---bellies stuffed with food----she asks who's idea it was---we keep quite----well our punishment was----ISPRO for 15 minute----yes sir---that is what we were made to do on a full stomach---bending over arms through the legs---holding our ear----it was terrible---but we did it.

Hey Awesome!!!!!!! I went to sadiq public too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Don Jaguar]

 

[MastanKhan]

Hey Awesome!!!!!!! I went to sadiq public too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yessir---Do the right---and Fear no one.

 

[Obambam]

Advanced technology camel with Indian soldier joint exercise with airforce.

What an odd pair they are. One is riding a camel whilst the other is holding a helicopter like balloon