Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[THE MASK]

 

[husn25]

Reminds me of my nephew when he couldnt pronounce words right

 

[westtowel]

 

[Pukhtoon]

aik pagal her waqt bolta rehta rehta tha "GULAIL BANAONGA OR CHIRYA KO MAROONGA"
aik din us ko paglon k doctor k pas ley gae or ilaaj karaya ..
Dr: ab kia karo gay ??
Pagal: Shadi karoonga or nokri karoonga, ghar basaonga
Dr: Phir
Pagal: phir bachon ko achay skool bhejoonga, un ka birthday manaonga, shirt or nikkar gift main ae gi
Dr: good phir
Pagal: phir nikkar se elastic nikaloonga or "GULAIL BANAONGA OR CHIRYA KO MAROONGA"

 

[Leader]

Haha .. You're absolutely right mate.. It's kinda like telling a joke in a different language .. kinda looses its effect after translation .

kay , no more Arab humor .. will try to think international .

Khalid even if its in other language, you still might like it....

 

[westtowel]

 

[westtowel]

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[VelocuR]

An activist of the National Akali Dal point a toy gun toward a Pakistan flag!

 

[Paan Singh]

Dangerous dosti:main ghar late aayi toh dad ne pucha:where were u?maine kaha:friend ke ghar thi.Dad ne mere hi samne mere 10 friends ko phone kiya,4 ne kaha:haan uncle yahi par thi:2ne kaha:abhi just nikli hain:3 ne kaha:yahi hain uncle pad rahi hain,phone du kya? 1ne toh had kar di kaha:haan papa bolokya hua?------(abb bolo har ek friend jaroori hota hai)-------------

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Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme

Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!!

 

[kingkobra]

DEAR ALMIGHTY,

U TUK AWAY MY FAVORITE ACTOR - SHAMMI KAPOOR.

U TUK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS- PARVEEN BABI.

U TUK MY FAVORITE SINGER,- MICHAEL JACKSON.

I JUS WNTD TO LET U KNW DAT MY FAVORITE POLITICIANS R : Sonia,
Kapil Sibal, Digvijay, Sharad Pawar, Lalu Yadav, Kalmadi, A Raja, Mayawati & company !!

.
Yours Sincerely

 

[Paan Singh]

Height of innocence:--- Why do the girls watch **** movie till the end_____???
- - - - - They think that the boy will marry the girl in the end!!

 

[Paan Singh]

Still remember about the 9/11 incident ? Well, try this. Open up Microsoft words. Type in Q33 NY. (Q33 NY is the flight that crashed into the twin tower.) Highlight it and change your font size to 48. Then change your font to Wingdings. You'll be surprised

 

[Firemaster]

Still remember about the 9/11 incident ? Well, try this. Open up Microsoft words. Type in Q33 NY. (Q33 NY is the flight that crashed into the twin tower.) Highlight it and change your font size to 48. Then change your font to Wingdings. You'll be surprised

funny indeed haha

 

[Don Jaguar]

Still remember about the 9/11 incident ? Well, try this. Open up Microsoft words. Type in Q33 NY. (Q33 NY is the flight that crashed into the twin tower.) Highlight it and change your font size to 48. Then change your font to Wingdings. You'll be surprised

 

[westtowel]