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I don't bother about fb - But skype will cost me alot :cry:
 
Fat man saw an ad:
"lose 5kg in a week" in a newsppr.

He calls the company & lady says be ready tmrw at 6am.

The next morning he opens the door & finds a hot babe with just shoes, undergarments & shirt saying:
"u catch me u f*** me!" & the girl starts running.

He starts running but doesn't catch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't.
However he loses 5 kg.

He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6 he opens the door and sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong & a shirt saying:
"u catch me u f*** me".

He loses 10 kg that week.

So he thought this program is awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg!
So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "R u sure?
its really tough".
he said "YES!"
Next day at 6 he opens the door, he finds a negro gay in just underwear saying..
"If I catch u, I will f*** u.."
 

The dude with bike defense was hilarious along with main character swing his stick like a samurai. But I strong oppose such pranks, someone can get seriously hurt in these kind of jokes...even get killed.


Even though this video looks pretty fake, there still are nut jobs around that may pull a weapon on a person just 'kidding around'.
 
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