Fat man saw an ad:
"lose 5kg in a week" in a newsppr.
He calls the company & lady says be ready tmrw at 6am.
The next morning he opens the door & finds a hot babe with just shoes, undergarments & shirt saying:
"u catch me u f*** me!" & the girl starts running.
He starts running but doesn't catch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't.
However he loses 5 kg.
He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6 he opens the door and sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong & a shirt saying:
"u catch me u f*** me".
He loses 10 kg that week.
So he thought this program is awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg!
So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "R u sure?
its really tough".
he said "YES!"
Next day at 6 he opens the door, he finds a negro gay in just underwear saying..
"If I catch u, I will f*** u.."