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Silly me, how could i forget that no one breaks the law in Utopian States of Amerika *Sarcasm Mode Off* :whistle:


Hi,

Oh they do---till they get caught----my cousin---$175000 a year job---would go out party every other night----till one day he got caught for DUI---only had one drink---breath and drug test barely at state minimum---lost his drivers lic---his job was related to a valid drivers license----lost his $650000 home---because he does not have the income to make the $4500 house payment---all credit somewhere in the range of $200000 to $300000 credit lines is gone----so in the last 4 years----an estimated loss of around$1.25 millions---this is my personal family experience----.

The next best job he could land was with a family friend in hospitality business for $40000 a year---. Now don't get me wrong----there are no saints here---but the consequences are too severe for those who go through the grinder.
 
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Bhikhari: Saahab 10 rupaye do, chai peeni hai.

Saahab: lekin, chai toh sirf 5 rupaye ki aati hai.

Bhikhari: Saahab, girlfriend bhi piyegi

Saahab: Waah! Bhikhari ne girlfriend bana liya

Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana diya :P


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! :)
 
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