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The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had love together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having love against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..

Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious love that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic love life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
''Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence''
 
these guys in Daghestan are out of their f*Cking minds.....LMAO

out of control :rofl:


this is before the wedding:




and this is during :laugh:






"Muslims gone wild" Russia edition
 
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im aware...very central asian and caucasian/turkic tradition

hell --- even borat tried it on pamela anderson in that movie

^^^ This is some regional tradition...
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In some parts of Hazara KPK..On wedding day the Groom goes missing as a tradition and is then hunted down by Brothers and cousins to whatever secret location he went into hiding....


in Pakhtun, Gujrati and other local sub-cultures in Pakistan, the girl relative of bride take the shoe or other objects from the groom....a mini "jirga" is held to negotiate their release

kind of a dying tradition but some still do it -- more for laughs and enjoyment than anything else
 
Seen this. But you've posted this in wrong thread, because this is not 'Stupid' nor 'Funny' but a truth all girls must learn. And after this, they cry that boys either try to flirt or 'leave' them to go with another girl.

You got a point!

Also - if a girl does all of that, NO ONE will even click on her picture!
 
in Pakhtun, Gujrati and other local sub-cultures in Pakistan, the girl relative of bride take the shoe or other objects from the groom....a mini "jirga" is held to negotiate their release

kind of a dying tradition but some still do it -- more for laughs and enjoyment than anything else

Well actually it's an Indian tradition usually followed by Hindus, but maybe after the Bollywood film Hum Aapke Hai Kaun, it might have gained popularity in Pakistan, since Bollywood is so famous in Pakistan. :)

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