SMS Thread!!

[Pk_Thunder]

Ajab pagal c lrki the,
mujy her khat me likhti the,
mujy tm yad krty ho,?
Mujy takti he rehti the,
koch kehna tha shahid us ko,
jany kis se darti the,
ek roz chand taly us ne,
mujy bahon me ly kr wo,
ankhon me daly ankhen wo,
bhot masum lehjy se,
me bola jan ab bus b kro,
jo kehna hai wo keh dalo,
wo sharma bhag gai ,
phir palti or ye keh dala,
“kis ne kaha tha k pepsi par 5 rupe kam kr do

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain

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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!

 

[Tuahaa]

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain

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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!

Alas! Something funny after all those 5rs pepsi spams! I laughed in real life.

 

[Xeric]

WHAT I LEARNED DURING LECTURES IN CALSS
:- how to yawn without opening mouth.
:- how to sleep with eyes open.
:- how to believe that this lecture will end soon

:-how to cntrol our anger

:-how to text without lookng at the cellphone

:-how to eat lunch without moving mouth

:-how to pretend that we are undrstandng each nd every word of teachrz:

 

[Xeric]

Height Of Confidence :

Once Many Professors Were Called And Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane

After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane Is Made By Their Students.

All Of Them Ran N Got Out Of Plane Except One

People Asked Him The Reason He Said, If Its Made By My Students, IT WONT EVEN START!

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Aik FAQEER Nay Ghar K Bahir Se Awaz Lagayi:
Babu Ji Roti Milegi?
Andar Se Awaz Ayi:
“Biwi Ghar Per Nahi Hai”
FAQEER:
Main Ny Roti Laine Hai
“CHUMMI” Nahi.

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Dada Or Dadi Ne apni Jawani K Dino Ko Phr Se Yad Kr K Manane Ka Socha,.....Unho Ne Faisla Kiya K Hm Phr Darya Kinare Milange,.....Dada Suba Jaldi Uth Kr Tyar Ho K,.....Gulab Le Kr Kinare Pohncha,...Boht Dyr Hogai Dadi Nhi aye....Wo Ghuse Mey Ghar Aya aur Phul Phenkte Hoe Bola:
Tum aye kion Nhi,....
Dadi Shrmate Hoe Boli:

Ami Ne Jane Nahi Dia

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.

 

[Pk_Thunder]

When Gavaskar find out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he was very happy. He planed to watch it and got a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he managed to get a ticket and very happily he went to see the movie. But when he came out of the cinema he was very angry!

He went straight to the director of the movie and said, "What do you mean by this? You named your movie `Gavaskar`, but didn’t show anything about me in it!".

The director of the movie laughed and said, "So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie called `Border`,

but did you show anything about Allan Border in it?"

 

[Pk_Thunder]

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot. In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, ..."


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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

 

[silent hill]

pepsi main 5 rs kam ker diye lol!! hahahaha

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Aik khan sahib cycle parr aa rahe thae or paseene mein sharaborr thae.Raste mein aik dost mil gya,us nae pocha khan bhai ye ka haal banaya hua hae kahan sae aa rahe hon.
Khan sahib bolyee bhai jann jis raste sae hum aya hae wahan speed breaker bohat he zayada haein.Dost bolla, khan bhai arre ye to kabristan walla rasta hee app yahan kia kar rahe hein.

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..

 

[Pk_Thunder]

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...

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Teacher: 3 girls are walking in the road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
student: WOW!

 

[Moin91]

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother

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Wife - Suniye Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala La Kar Aayenge
Husband - Magar Yahan To Nahin Hai
Wife - Mujha Pata Tha Tumha Nahin Mila Ge Is Liya Main Pehla Se Le Aayi Baghwan!