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Dedicated to GCs...

Life means 10 platoon mates 4 mess tins but no noodles!

Life means Exam night, 10 SPJs & no redbook!

Life means Sitting in cafetaria, 3 smokers & one cigarette!

Life means rainy nite, 10 pl mates & 1 raincoat!

Life means Pl comd class, 10 missing & 1 disposal!

Life means 1 LC, 10 pl mates & all saying, Teri Bhabi, Teri Bhabi!

Life meanz Drill Square,Staff shouting,n v r replying,
"HUM HUM HEN BAQI MAA KI ____!"

Life meanz,showing gulla 2 academy n saying ahsan hai na yr,koi masla nhi;-)!

Life means Everything stupid but something sensible Like, FRIENDSHIP!
It makes life.
 
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Bus chali, jhatka laga..
Pathan 1 larki per gir para!
Larki boli battameez kya kar rahe ho??...
Pathan:Baji mein Sindh university se B.COM kar raha hon;-)
 
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"A wonderful fear cycle"

Chooha Billi se drta hai or Billi Kuttay se,

***** Bheriay se drta hai or Bheria Gainday se,

Gainda cheetay se drta hai or cheeta haathi se

haathi Sher se drta hai or sher Aadmi se

Aadmi BV se drta hai or Bv
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"Choohay se"

MORAL: DUNIYA GOL HAI
 
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Teacher:Jis bache ne sabaq thora yad kia ha wo mere hath pe kis kre

jisne pora yad kia wo mre gal pe

1 bacha mis ap mje break me milen mujy puri kitab yad hy
 
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British news paper ne aj k paper me ye inkishaf kia he k dr.imran farooq ko muttaheda ki qaydat ne qatal kerwaya he q k imran farooq k pas aik eham raaz tha or wo fox news pr a kr ye batana chatay the k mujhe pata h k kis ne kaha tha pepsi pr 5 rupay kam kr do...
Ghor se msg parhne ka shukriya..jee
 
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Before marriage.

Janu....Tum nahi, to main nahi

Main nahi ,to tum nahi...:smitten:

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After marriage.

Lay fir.....Ajj tu naye , ya mein naye.....:angry:
 
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DUNIYA KI SAB SE TAQATWAR SHAY HAY
LOHA
HAR SHAY KO LOHA KAAT DETA HAY

LOHE SAY TAQATWAR HAY
AAG
JO LOHAY KO PIGLA DETA HAY

AAG SAY TAQATWAR HAY
PANI
JO AAG KO BUJA DETA HAY

AUR PANI SAY TAQATWAR HAY
INSAAN
JO PAANI KO PEE JATA HAY

INSAAN SAY TAQATWAR HAY
MAUT
JO INSAAN KO BI KHA JAATI HAY

AUR MAUT SAY TAQATWAR HAY
SADQA
JO MAUT KO TAAL DETA HAY

AUR SADQE SAY TAQATWAR HAY
KAUN


Z A R D A R I
JO SADQA BHI KHA JAATA HAY

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A joke only for engineers
Once a 'constant' and e^x wer standing , they saw a derivative coming from a side, constant ran away saying derivative will kill me, making me zero.The e^x said hahaha whether its derivative or integral it cannot change me.
derivative came near him and said im d/dy not d/dx.......:D
 
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"BACHEY baray ho kar LARKAY ban jate hein..
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Lekin
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LARKIYAN bari ho kar BACHIYAN ban jati hein.." ;-)
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kia ye khula tazad nhi..? :p:
 
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Srdar:new car kb li?
2nd srdar:kl mjhe 1 larki car me smandr pr le gai or apne kpry utar kr boli"Jo chaye le lo me car le aya
srdar:Chnga kita kpry ki krnay c.
 
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Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil
50,000 agya
Wo Gas office gai or oficer se boli:
"Na tussi menu ay dasso way Kambakhto! Mai ki dozakh nu paip ditta ay?
 
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Student: Sir, kiya aap mujhay aik aesay kaam kee saza daingay jo maen nay naheen kiya."

Teacher: Naheen, maen aesa kyoon karoonga bhala.

Student: Shukriya sir, baat ye hae kay aaj maen nay homework naheen kiya

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji"s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAY
 
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