SMS Thread!!

[S.U.R.B.]

Embassy: Name, please?
Arab : Abu fazal al majid

Embassy: S*x?
Arab: Yez Every day

Embassy: I mean, male or female
Arab: Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel.

Embassy: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes cows n donkey, too.

Embassy: Man, isn`t that hostile?
Arab: Hostile, dogstyle, anystyle!

Embassy: oh dear!
Arab: No deer! A**hole too tight and they run fast.

 

[NWO]

Bacha: Agar meri maa hathni hoti aur mera **** haathi tu main chota hathi hota.

Why is **** censored out?

 

[silent hill]

Embassy: Name, please?
Arab : Abu fazal al majid

Embassy: S*x?
Arab: Yez Every day

Embassy: I mean, male or female
Arab: Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel.

Embassy: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes cows n donkey, too.

Embassy: Man, isn`t that hostile?
Arab: Hostile, dogstyle, anystyle!

Embassy: oh dear!
Arab: No deer! A**hole too tight and they run fast.

no generalization please, arab members will not feel good about this joke..

 

[Man of Thoughts]

1985 ka mehman Ghar aty hi
Aslam0alukum kia hal ha aba g theak hein bachon kia haal ha.


2010 k mehman Ghar aty hi
Aslam0alykum kia hal ha
BAREEK PIN wala Charger ha

 

[silent hill]

A TRUE STORY:
Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Baitha Krta tha
1 din wo Darakht Kat Dia Gya
Darakht Bohot Khush Hua k Shukr Ab mujh Par Koi Ullu Nai BethyeGa
Lekn Darakht ki khushi us waqt khak me milgai
jub
Usko Kaat kar
Saddar e Pakistan ki kursi bana di gai.
TareeKh Gawah Hy Aj B Us Pr ULLU bethta hy.

 

[silent hill]

2 PATHAN bank lootne gay par GUN bhool gay.
Phir bhi bank loot liya.
KESE?
Bank manager bhi PATHAN tha
Bola GUN kal dikha jana
Hum ko zuban ka etbar hy





Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai, glass ulta para hua tha
Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi band hai.
Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b toota hua hai…

 

[silent hill]

Dil dya tha dildar samajh kar
.
.
.
.
Tu ne mujhe phenk dia naswar samajh ker

 

[Man of Thoughts]

Pathan kisi larki ka ghar rista la kar gaya,
Larki ki maa: Hamari beti abi par rahi ha....

Pathan: koi baat nai ,ham ghante baad a jaega.

 

[silent hill]

Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?
Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test.

 

[Man of Thoughts]

Get Marry.......

not for yourself,

BUt

for the future of your Children,they are getting late for schooland Fees are increasing day by day.....

 

[silent hill]

PIA Ki Flight Me Captain Anouncement K Baad Mic Off Karna Bhool Gaya..
Captain Ne Kaha:.
“Abhi Me 1 Cup Coffee Pionga Or Phir Airhostess K Sath Lait Kar Aram Karonga”
1 Airhostess Bhagi K Mic Off Kardey to wo Gir pari..
Sath Betha Pathan Bola..
“KHANA KHARAB KI BACHI ARAM SE JAO
ABHI TO WO COFFEE PIYEGA







1 pathan ki maut Bijli girne se hui
Par uski lash muskuraty hui mili
Farishte ne pocha aisa kyun?
Pathan bola:
hum ko laga koi photo khench raha hai.






Pathan ko uska sussar jootay maar raha tha,
AADMI: Q maar rahe ho?
Susar: Is ki B.V ne hospital se SMS kia
“Tum Bap ban gay ho”
is ne sare dosto ko fwrd kardia

 

[silent hill]

Pathan:
Dr.Mjhe bimari hai
khane k bad bhook nahi lagti
sone k bad neend nahi ati
kam karon to thak jata hun
Dr:sari raat dhoop main betho thek ho jao ge.





Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye
Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

 

[silent hill]

Pathan Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

Pathan:-
Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Kra K Gai Hy…!

 

[friendly_troll96]

Why is **** censored out?

the word 'b-a-a-p' gets censored for unknown reasons

b-a-a-p = father

 

[Xeric]

A few here have been using the word for abusive purposes so it got censored.