Silly George Bush Quotes.

[RabzonKhan]

"We actually misnamed the war on terror. It ought to be the Struggle Against Ideological Extremists Who Do Not Believe in Free Societies Who Happen to Use Terror as a Weapon to Try to Shake the Conscience of the Free World." August, 2004.

Oh pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kill me.

 

[RabzonKhan]

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." July, 2001


"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." August, 2002

 

[Nihat]

10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video clip; listen to audio clip)

Link - Bushisms - Top 10 Stupid Bush Quotes

I don't want to burden the Website but here's another few

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

 

[pkpatriotic]

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." —at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." —Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"We both use Colgate toothpaste." —after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Camp David, Md., Feb. 23, 2001

"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

Bush Speech on Tribal Sovereignty

 

[pkpatriotic]

A guy isulting bush live

 

[RabzonKhan]

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." May, 2004


"I understand small business growth. I was one." February, 2000

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." May, 2001

 

[RabzonKhan]

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." May, 2000

"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." —as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War

 

[pkpatriotic]

 

[pkpatriotic]

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

 

[pkpatriotic]

 

[pkpatriotic]

 

[Vic-Aries]

“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
…George W. Bush

 

[Vic-Aries]

“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican”

 

[RabzonKhan]

"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia — I never interviewed her." —George W. Bush, in Sept. 2000, denying a magazine article's claim that he suffers from dyslexia

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."—Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" —George W. Bush, in Jan. 2000


Goodness, that man is a disaster.

 

[RabzonKhan]

"Because he's hiding."

-President Bush, explaining why 9/11 mastermind Osama bin Laden hadn't been apprehended. January 16, 2005

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

President Bush, January 14, 2001


Bye bye bush!