Thorn
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he said scary not HORNY
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Does waking up to pain and seeing a rat the size of a small cat nibbling on your finger which was incidentally covered with crumbs of nachos that you ate for the movie, count ? And then chasing the basterd all the way to the bathroom and seeing it slither seamlessly through the drainage pipe to God knows where and God knows how and being scared to sh*t in the same bathroom for the next 6 months...surely that counts as scary ?
What can I don yara, my brain is wired in weird way. Nothing comes to mind...
It was a dark stormy night........ I was sitting outside, having my last cigarette in one hand, and a hot cup of coffee in the other... the cold wind, carrying the strong aroma of wet soil, whisking in my direction...... in all of the stormy chaos, there was this undefinable calm and absolute peace of mind that enveloped me.... and I.... in my thought.... with every lightning....was transported...
[:::~Spartacus~:::];3404062 said:many ppl will laugh but i can understand
it was in year 2001 when i beat up the PPP member with the cricket bat but i though he was dead that was scary i am going to be hanged to death ? never did see him again i am scared what God going to say about this...
Guess waking up to seeing Altaf Bhai hugging you must have been scary too !
Yaar, that's cheating, once sentence at a time.
Btw nice story.
yo thats not funny it me its still scary til this day because if hes dead i am going to get pusnished by Allah.
Meri jan, let's continue my story... do contributeGuess waking up to seeing Altaf Bhai hugging you must have been scary too !
I listened it to once and the first time ! Someone please cut my ears off !
Guess waking up to seeing Altaf Bhai hugging you must have been scary too !