One liners :)

[Choppers]

“Think big, think fast, think ahead. Ideas are no one’s monopoly”


“We cannot change our Rulers, but we can change the way they Rule Us"

-Dhirubhai Ambani(Founder of Reliance)

 

[Areesh]

Maan ki dua janat ki hawa... Most famous one liner...

 

[jin]

I've learned to be silent from God, cos he is always silent.

There is no audio facility here, so its your compulsion to remain silent.

But if you insist on following God,s instinct, then your oneliner should be like this:

I dont want to post anymore, coz God doesn't post here

 

[Johny lever]

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,bade joshh ke sath !

Arz kia hai...
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,bade josh ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge bade soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal sham ko hyderabad mein dekha shoaib ke sath

 

[jin]

Oh Brotherbangladesh, Please dont take it to heart negatively. It was a joke only and dont abandon your noble mission.

 

[Skies]

Oh Brotherbangladesh, Please dont take it to heart negatively. It was a joke only and dont abandon your noble mission.

LoL, I have two filters in my ears which do not let in any sound from a JIN, lol.

BTW, I know it was a mere joke....and only silly people will take it negatively and 'm not that, lol.

 

[jin]

LoL, I have two filters in my ears which do not let in any sound from a JIN, lol.

BTW, I know it was a mere joke....and only silly people will take it negatively and 'm not that, lol.

Ahaan, Again mistake , It was not voice chat , Dude.

 

[sergente rehan]

Always learn from your mistakes, bcz who never commit a mistakes never leran anything!

But remember one thing...avoid abusing mistakes (bcz sometime you have to pay a hard price for learning)!!!

 

[Pride]

ok one from my side in Urdu-

Koi nahin hai rishta to fir gham kyon hai?
teri aankhein mere aansuon se nam kyon hai?

 

[F86 Saber]

“We cannot change our Rulers, but we can change the way they Rule Us"

-Dhirubhai Ambani(Founder of Reliance)

Sure, this is easier to say when you are one of the richest men in the world

 

[F86 Saber]

Ok this i have come up with myself,

" Wives, you can't live with them and.....they sure wouldn't let you live without them"

 

[jin]

Ok this i have come up with myself,

" Wives, you can't live with them and.....they sure wouldn't let you live without them"

OMG, I tried it 4 times to get something out of it.....

Now your this oneliner seems to me more complicated than Virginia Wolf's novel.

Can you please simplify it or explain it?

 

[Crypto]

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning but anyone can start today and make a new ending

 

[xenia]

Sanity calms but madness is more interesting, John Russell.

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

Kiss my butt-Eddy Murphy