One liners :)

[AZADPAKISTAN2009]

Pakistan US strategic talks

best one liner since 60's

 

[mjnaushad]

I love to walk in the rain because no body can see my tears.

Charlie chaplen

I love to walk in FOG because no one can see that i am smoking.

Sheeda Charsi.

 

[KillBill]

Deserve before you Desire !!!

 

[Pride]

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones

 

[Pride]

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

[jin]

To be aware of a single shortcoming in oneself is more useful than to be aware of a thousand in someone else.

 

[Abhiras]

“You can't always get what you want, unless what you want is AIDS.”

 

[Salik]

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WHAATT

 

[Johny lever]

My mom thinks I'm at the movies...

 

[Johny lever]

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

 

[Johny lever]

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

i hate kids..

 

[jin]

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

i hate kids..

Your avatar adding in your quotes.......

I like AZADPAKISTAN avatar also..... I always laugh at his post, though serious one.

 

[Hyde]

Urdu: - Jaisa Des Waisa Bhais

English: - "when in rome (do as the romans do)"

 

[thebrownguy]

I don't believe in taking right decisions. I take decisions and make them right.

- Ratan Tata

 

[thebrownguy]

We will see you in Panipat then.

- anonymous